Mega has a [url=“http://members.home.net/cattywompus/law.html”]‘Sex and the Law’{/url] page and I was surprised to see that I’d violated one … then another… and another.
That gives me a mega index of 2.9 (I realized I wasn’t within the city limits for one… but I was pretty close)
Now I’m curious how others did. I’m actually frightened.
Apparently, in Bakersfield, California, it is illegal “to not wear a condom while engaging in intercourse with satan”.
Yet another reason for Drain Bead not to spend her honeymoon in Bakersfield…
Threads with my name in the title make me nervous.
But don’t worry. The blood eventually begins to flow, again.
I’ve got a 6 “mega the roo index”.
Multiple, multiple counts of two of these laws.
BTW, here’s the mega the roo index page.
Says mega
That time of the month, roo?
MULTIPLE COUNTS?
I’d like to plead to the lesser charge of a ‘moving violation’
On reviewing the page, I noticed…
That’s a sex law?
er… mega, what did you say the name of your jump club was?
Goddammit. Now I have to change my vacation plan. The Lady will be so upset…
Still want to join Meg’s jump club. Our group jumps weren’t nearly as interesting
Yes.
Duh. People have sex when they’re married. 
THEY DO???
Yoicks! To the Chapel, driver – and step on it!
Sssshhhhhhh, don’t tell TheLION.