The Melania movie reviews are in! (they're not good)

I just perused a few recent posts on his (Nick Adams’s) Facebook page.

The conclusion I reached? F****** RW idiot.

For what it’s worth, Nick Adams is a legitimate right-winger, but he’s also an incredibly talented “meta-troll.” He’s embraced Poe’s law and has adopted the language of satire accounts because they work to get him engagement, and he’s really, really good at it.

Big Joel explains in a short 3 minute video.

Watched it. Thanks.

I side with this – from the video’s comments:

American Conservatives are indistinguishable from parodies of American Conservatives.

Meaning: I remain unconvinced.

No cover needed, he was known for being a troll before he became an ambassador.

This is just the world we live in now. People like this are rewarded with actual government jobs.

I’m going to stick up for the First Lady. At her price point, she’s no whore, hooker, nor even prostitute. She’s a courtesan. Same business, different wrapping.

Kennedy Center closed for next two years to repair bomb damage… from the film.

“At this point, we’re just haggling over the price.”

And the Oscar for the entire internet goes to…

This.

I’m sorry to “me too” opposed but I cannot think of a better one to *

Are there any sites out there comparing tickets sold to actual attendance?

This.

I am sorry for "me too"ing a post… But there is no better than "me too"ing a post .. than this one.

I have not attended a movie since about the year 2016, and yet I do not remember required seating.

Apart from the post about the Zoolandia-ditching small girls, I saw another one about him overhearing four liberal looking young women gushing over Melania and her movie. It was as a screenshot in some subreddit like r/thathappened but I can’t find it now that I’m looking.

Is that the one about animals who are really, really, ridiculously good looking?

I’ll take “Things that Never Happened” for $1000, Ken.

Adams is quite a talented fiction writer, isn’t he?

Apparently open to brownnosers only.

by 6:30 p.m., when members of the administration began walking the carpet, it became clear that most of the mainstream press would be blocked from attending the Amazon MGM Studios film.

Even though they only exist in his head, those six obviously were MAGA to begin with.

Sez Nick Adams: “I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms”.

I wonder how Nick reconciles this allegedly cataclysmic impact of the film with the fact that almost no one has seen it, and no one outside the MAGAsphere has any interest in seeing it.

And even if everybody in the USA was forced to watch it, I don’t see how “Slovenian hooker plans table settings” is a real vote-getter for the GOP.

I like how he has to specify that he was getting a “hot black coffee”, lest someone suspect him of enjoying effete European breakfast beverages.