The Mermaid - Take me, you heathen wench

[sub]screw it …[/sub]

[Rudy Valentino]Your eyes are like shimmering of pools of water with FDC Blue Dye No. 5 in them …
your hair is like sweet cotton candy, except probably not so sticky … your skin is a soft as those squooshy stress toys, you know the kind you knead to a pulp and they spring back to their original shape … my Fabio like mane aches for you … I live to pluck your nose hair … (did I miss anything?)[/Rudy Valentino]

Well … that do anything for you?

:swooning:

I’d say that about sums it up.

But will you still feel the same after you’ve seen what I look like?

See sig.

Jack!! How could you?

Psst! Mermaid! I’ve seen Jack in his underwear! Top that! :wink:

Well if you click on my sig, you’ll see me wearing nothing but feathers. Yep I was totally nude when I took that pic… . .except for the feather boa.

Honest!!!

:UncleBill turns up the heat on the flirtatiousness:

Whoooooo-Doggie! I LOVE a naked woman with pouty lips wearing nothing but a feather boa!

And honesty, too? Wow!

Oh, they’re feathers! For a minute I thought my cotton candy simile was right on the mark.

Hey, Zog I have you back in my clutches now too, huh? I may have to change my screen name to Humbert.

And Rasa, not just any underwear - my lucky boxers. Next time, cough or something so I know you’re coming in the room.

:smiley:

Back? When was I out of your clutches, you snuggle demon?

What about a Jack Batty-Zoggie-Mermaid threesome? I mean, in a state where Zoggie’s legal.

Hmmm. Do you mean like Alabama or someplace? I’m pondering…i’m pondering. :stuck_out_tongue:

hijack
Sorry about this, folks – hey, The Mermaid?. I love the orca you included on your page, and I think the background colours are great. Just thought you’d like some feedback. Cheers.
Ice Wolf.
end hijack. resume normal programming

And happy belated birthday!

Mermaid:

[Bryan Adams]

I wanna be… your lipstick (when you lick it)
I wanna be… your high heels (when you kick it)

I wanna beeeeeeeeee… your underwear!

[/Bryan Adams]

For a while it seemed the everything had slipped from my clutches.

But I’m back and I do believe I’m ready to make a major run on this world.

… snuggle demon?

Okay, I’m a dirty old man.

May I have that feather boa?

I really need that boa.

:tosses LouisB the feather boa:

There ya go you’re welcome to it.

But what am I gonna do now that I’m naked? :smiley:

Wanna borrow my boa? I will carefully wrap it around you—

Ahem. Cough

Thy Luster Is Beyond Compare,
And I lust after thy curves,
I love to feel thy leather interior
and…

wait a sec, I thought this was a thread about the Miata…

Gotta pay more attention…

Aye, Snuggle Demon. You are Lord of the Post-Sex Cuddle, the devil himself when it comes to massages, and one could get lost in your snuggle-inducing arms. Get it? :stuck_out_tongue: