[sub]screw it …[/sub]
[Rudy Valentino]Your eyes are like shimmering of pools of water with FDC Blue Dye No. 5 in them …
your hair is like sweet cotton candy, except probably not so sticky … your skin is a soft as those squooshy stress toys, you know the kind you knead to a pulp and they spring back to their original shape … my Fabio like mane aches for you … I live to pluck your nose hair … (did I miss anything?)[/Rudy Valentino]
Well … that do anything for you?
:swooning:
I’d say that about sums it up.
But will you still feel the same after you’ve seen what I look like?
See sig.
Jack!! How could you?
Psst! Mermaid! I’ve seen Jack in his underwear! Top that! 
Well if you click on my sig, you’ll see me wearing nothing but feathers. Yep I was totally nude when I took that pic… . .except for the feather boa.
Honest!!!
:UncleBill turns up the heat on the flirtatiousness:
Whoooooo-Doggie! I LOVE a naked woman with pouty lips wearing nothing but a feather boa!
And honesty, too? Wow!
Oh, they’re feathers! For a minute I thought my cotton candy simile was right on the mark.
Hey, Zog I have you back in my clutches now too, huh? I may have to change my screen name to Humbert.
And Rasa, not just any underwear - my lucky boxers. Next time, cough or something so I know you’re coming in the room.
Back? When was I out of your clutches, you snuggle demon?
What about a Jack Batty-Zoggie-Mermaid threesome? I mean, in a state where Zoggie’s legal.
Hmmm. Do you mean like Alabama or someplace? I’m pondering…i’m pondering. 
hijack
Sorry about this, folks – hey, The Mermaid?. I love the orca you included on your page, and I think the background colours are great. Just thought you’d like some feedback. Cheers.
Ice Wolf.
end hijack. resume normal programming
And happy belated birthday!
Mermaid:
[Bryan Adams]
I wanna be… your lipstick (when you lick it)
I wanna be… your high heels (when you kick it)
…
I wanna beeeeeeeeee… your underwear!
[/Bryan Adams]
For a while it seemed the everything had slipped from my clutches.
But I’m back and I do believe I’m ready to make a major run on this world.
… snuggle demon?
Okay, I’m a dirty old man.
May I have that feather boa?
I really need that boa.
:tosses LouisB the feather boa:
There ya go you’re welcome to it.
But what am I gonna do now that I’m naked?
Wanna borrow my boa? I will carefully wrap it around you—
Ahem. Cough…
Thy Luster Is Beyond Compare,
And I lust after thy curves,
I love to feel thy leather interior
and…
wait a sec, I thought this was a thread about the Miata…
Gotta pay more attention…
Aye, Snuggle Demon. You are Lord of the Post-Sex Cuddle, the devil himself when it comes to massages, and one could get lost in your snuggle-inducing arms. Get it?