The Millionth Post

This will probably get me banned but what the fuck!

There were 996,108 posts on the SDMB when I logged in today. Should there be some sort of prize for the millionth poster? If so, what should it be?

Do not reply to this! It is a gag. Get over it. Move on. Use the search to find out that this has been discussed over and over. Newbies beware! Silver Fire is a Bitch!

Awww… You say the sweetest things!

Count down to lock and ban.

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I’ll be sure to piss on the burning effigy at your banning party.

Hi Silver Fire! How’s it going?

Say, what’s that strange buzzing noise I hear? Ah well, couldn’t be anything important…

Oh look. There’s my posse now.

Attention urlnotfound: You are a pathetic ass goblin. You will soon (if there is a god in heaven (or a TubaDiva here on earth)) be banned. Have fun, fuck head.

And I’ll crap on the smoldering ashes.

I hate cliques.

Shhh, don’t say “posse”. It’s a bad word!

Just some people who like you, that’s all.

I love 'em! Elitist? Damn right.

Hey, Anamorphic! It’s goin’. I’d ask you how you’ve been, but you probably won’t get a chance to answer me in this thread.

urlnotfound. Heh, how prophetic. Goodbye asshole, our administrators will be with you shortly.