… is an abnormally-abomidable cat.
Met one last night that would just sit there and hiss and bat at my hand if I tried to pet it. Not old or decrepit, but too lazy to get off its ass. Good thing it was declawed, or teasing it would have hurt.
is a Bombastically Banal cat, and her name is Bombalurina.
Bombalurina is a caustically carnal cat.
is a devilishly dubious cat.
If she needs a name too, it’s Desdemona.
is an elegant eccentric cat
is an egregiously evil cat.
Do I have to think of a name too? Chief Scott didn’t use a name, and I already had to hunt around to make sure egregiously was a real word.
I choose Carna Gi Sauda.
Damn, sealemon beat me to ‘E’.
Ok, then the cat is a fatally flatulant cat.
I shall call it ‘Mini-Me’
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: The Napoleon of Crime!
A methodically maniacal cat.
Named Macavity, of course.
-David
Final form reference: It goes like this:
The minister’s cat is a G--------ly G--------- cat, and her name is G-----------. Replace G’s as indicated.
The minister’s cat is a grievously griddled cat, and her name is Gollylorum.
Remember…Coffee BEFORE posting…
Griddlebone: A Gastronomically Generous Cat.
-David
(again)
…is a heterosexual-hinterlandic cat. His name is Horatio Hangerwire.
is an intensely intellingent cat.
His name, of course, being Ike.
an intensely intelligent cat who’s too idiosyncratic to proofread before sending.
The minister’s cat is a jealously judgemental cat and his name is Jehosephat.
is a justifiably jeweltoned cat, named Jehosephat.
The minister’s cat is a jovially juvenile cat, whose name is Jellylorum (of course)
Catrandom
Yes Purplebear!!! We clearly know the same cat! 
HEY! as-u-wish beat me to it! Sigh. ok, K:
is a kindhearted kinky cat named Kismet.