is an average cat.
Okay. Neat! So it’s not holy or anything? I don’t understand.
…is a stripped tan cat… a mysterious cat…
Bustopher Jones was not skin and bones,
in fact, he’s remarkably fat.
He doesn’t haunt pubs,
he has eight or nine clubs,
for he’s the St. James’ street cat.
I hope the minister’s cat won’t be dismembered like all those cats up in Plano (TX) were a couple summers ago. There is going to be some serious serial killin’ going on when that guy ripens up a bit.
Come on your veterans! Have you no memory? I do! But I’m afraid I havent used it right… “the ministers cat”!! come on… this can go on for pages…
The minister’s cat is an average cat,
And an average cat is he.
He eats lots of fish, which he eats from a dish;
And he aims for the carpet to pee.
the minister’s cat is an amaranthine cat.
the minster’s cat is an amative cat
the minister’s cat is an ambidexter cat
The minister’s cat is a boisterous cat…
The minister’s cat is a bilingual cat…
the minster’s cat is a boatable cat
the ministers cat is a black cat… (I’m going the easy route)
the ministers cat is a very strange cat
not like a cat-in-the-hat cat
more like a fat-rat cat on a mat
and quite disgusting at that
we caught him on the internat
looking at scat and wearing a hat
so I took up a bat
and ran at the cat
but he was to fat
and failed to scat
splat
The minister’s cat
is a wonderful wonderful cat
and if he can’t find a littler box
he’ll head stright for your hat
But seriously how does this game work?
well the best I can figure is that you go around in a circle saying the ministers cat is … with a word starting with the same as the last, ie black then boring then boatable until someone cant come up with a word then they are out and you move on to the next letter. what the hell do you do for X though?
BTW I only know this because they do this in the musical Scrooge.
So is it the letter B?
The minister’s cat is a bloated cat.
The minister’s cat is a bantering cat.
The minister’s cat is a Balinese cat.
Or is it the letter C?
The minister’s cat is a culpable cat.
The minister’s cat is a contagious cat.
The minister’s cat is a cranial cat.
Myabe it’s D?
The minister’s cat is a durable cat.
The minister’s cat is a dizzy cat.
The minister’s cat is a diatomic cat.
The minister’s cat is an average, bloated, contagious, DANGEROUS cat.
Sorry, Trout…got derailed for a little while there.
The minister’s cat is an average, bloated, contagious, dizzy, expatriate cat.
Oh I see…
The minister’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian cat.
Aha!
The minster’s cat is an average bloated contagious dizzy expatriate fallopian garrulous cat.