The minister's cat...

is a wascally wagamuffin of a cat and his name is Woger.

(homage to Elmer Fudd, Millionaire, who owns a mansion and a yacht.)

is a xeric xereophagy of a cat, with strong xerophytic tendencies, named of course, Xanthippe.

…is a yawning yellow cat. And her name is Yolanda Yorgenson.

(Thank you Dr. Seuss)

is a zealous zealote of a cat named, if a bit blasphomous, Zeus!

See what kinda fun shit you miss on the weekends when you’re out in the real world?