Army pilot rap over pizza flight
Can’t make this crap up.
The real question though:
Was it delivered in 30 minutes or less? 
Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries playing ominously… Ta dum ta da dum dum…
"Do you smell that son… that’s perperoni… I love the smell of peperoni in the morning…
…it smells like…
breakfast!"
“Cold pizza. It’s not just for breakfast anymore!”
Boy, you had better not stiff the delivery guy on the tip.
Well, if I were the boyfriend who stole a government helicopter to deliver a pizza to my current squeeze, there had better* be some stiff tiips involved!