Because it hurts, dammit! My ex-BF shot me in the eye once, and ever since then the only time I’ll allow a facial is when hubby and I are in the shower and I can wash off immediately.
Poor Ralphie! Guess this is something else he isn’t getting for Christmas. Ho Ho Ho 
I don’t think that I would care for it, but I wouldn’t complain as long as I can squeal and scream “FIND A TOWEL GET IT OFF!!!” after.
It might be worth it to see his reaction, although I imagine it could kill the mood.
The LAST thing I want to do when I’m ready to blow is to pull out.
I’m a male, and have no desire to come on my wife’s anything. It feels too nice inside, and on the face seems designed to humiliate. Just my opinion, YMMV.
Joe
Perfect answer.
As is this.
Joe
No. It seems too hostile and misogynist to me. Why would I want to degrade somebody I love?
Female. I let my husband do it once in a while if that’s the sort of sex we’re having (dirty). I sometimes do it in the shower while I’m giving him a BJ.
I remember when I was much younger my boyfriend would use the pull out method. One time it shot from down there all the way into my eye! Man that hurt, and it looked even worse! I had to make up some story to explain it to my parents. From then on, though, I always turn my head to make sure it doesn’t get in my eye or nose.
I always wondered why people find it degrading? I mean, I can see why people think that. I just mean…I don’t fully understand why it should be so?
^^ I’d guess it’s because splashing or throwing something in someone’s face is usually not a positive thing. It’s a cultural thing, I bet.
Hell no. The one time it happened was when the BF wasn’t aiming properly and it ended up on my face. I closed my eyes just in time, so I didn’t get a whole lot there, but even then, my eyes were the brightest, angriest shade of red I’d ever seen. It went away after awhile, but it’s not exactly something I want to repeat. Butt, boobs, or stomach? Sure! Face? No way.
You gave your partner facials many times before you met?
Degradation under controlled conditions with somebody you love and trust can be very exciting for many people.
Male, 24, monogamous relationship. It’s an occasional treat, rarely am I left wanting.
Degrading someone you love is a contradiction in terms.
Maybe to you.
To anyone. It’s absurd to even argue the point.
Really? You’ve never pulled your SO’s hair? Never grabbed and kissed them aggressively? You’ve never whispered dirty things in your lover’s ear let slip an exciting erotic insult or two, or used any objectifying/possessive language whatsoever? Or had angry, rough ‘make-up’ sex? You’ve never used any restraints, tried any power-exchange situations or costumes (schoolgirl, headmaster, cop, robber, maid) or spanked your girlfriend? You don’t find any of these situations attractive in the least and never partake in them?
I agree with you that there’s an absurd argument being made here, but that’s all. Then again, I’m not the one making absolute assertions about what people in ‘love’ (is there a more individualized concept in existence?) should do to each other or flatly stating that anybody engaging in the above actions couldn’t possibly have genuine feelings for their partner, you are.
Sorry for the hijack.
None of the above. I do not, and never have had any impulse to hurt or degrade or humiliate a sex partner, especially not my wife.
And no, I find nothing exciting about any of those things.
Perhaps they just hadn’t been properly introduced.
What the fuck kind of choir boy shit is that? Can’t pull a lady’s hair or jizz anywhere but into her reproductive organs? Do you fuck with your shirt on?