Uh, it’s not a strawman if it proves true. As it clearly has.
Your sister is a liar twice! That’s no girl in the photo!
(and I should know since I have the entire Lancelot Link series on DVD)
To be fair, he probably doesn’t want to pour seawater on his breakfast cereal either.
Gamma rays are natural too. Probably more natural than seawatter - certainly more pentiful in the universe.
Sack-of-shit’s point?
-Joe
You got me on that one. Fat guy’s have to watch their sodium intake.
In a very literal sense, what Mr. Abouttoberapedbyadolphin said is true. Oil is a natural product. Mother Nature will take care of it. Unfortunately for those of us in the real world, her time frame requires decades or centuries to be involved.
You are just nitpicking now. Will everyone please leave Rush alone?
Just thought you should know: Because of your post I’ve added Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp to my NetFlix queue. 
And lissener, you’re an idiot.
Wrong. This Modern World is funny occasionally. Anne Coulter and Mallard Fillmore never.
Oh, go stick an oil covered seagull up your ass. My hatred of Tom Tomorrow is a different thread. I just might start one, but it ain’t going to be here so shut the fuck up. Let’s figure out how we can have some hot Dolphin on Limbaugh action posted on PornHub.
If Limbaugh really believes that everything’s that natural is okay, then I want to see him back it up by eating a dog turd.
You and I really need to hang out…
…he’s the agent’s call when trouble is near…
That’s no monkey! That’s MWAG’s sister! She’s an ape.
Suddenly I am glad…no, ecstatic…that I don’t listen to this twerp. Lots of things are natural, but they don’t belong in the Gulf of Mexico.
That would be just divine.
Deadly Nightshade? All natural.
Rattlesnake venom? All natural.
Plutonium? All natural.
Anti-matter? All natural.
Sorry leftover 60’s conservatives, Dilution is NOT the solution to Pollution.
I saw what you did, there.
Ask him if he’s going to scrub the oil off of the Pink Flamingos.
Why am I suddenly thinking of singing assholes?