The monkey shoots a fish in a barrel thread: Rush Limbaugh claims oil is "as natural as seawater".

Frank? Is that you?

Dunno. Do you have the American Idol finale playing in the background?

Well, you win THAT round. :rolleyes:

Oh, also? “Straw man” is not defined as “generic term to be applied to any argument I disagree with.” It has a specific, limited meaning. An argument is a straw man only if it’s an inaccurate representation of the position you’re attacking. And Tom Tomorrow’s pretty fucking accurate.

Just continuing the John Waters references.

And Rush is an asshole.

Um, cuz you farted and it sounded like Eddie Vedder?

For fuck’s sake: Wikipedia for straw man:

Now from the A Modern World link posted by Brain Glutton

BP is apolitical and therefore neither liberal nor conservative. There is no reason to believe that “conservatives” hate safety any more than the “liberals” want to break into our homes and steal our guns away. It’s a misrepresentation. It’s a strawman.

The fact that you think that makes you an idiot.

No, it’s not. Conservatives have historically consistently opposed any sort of safety devices or precautions, since safety costs money. And, you can’t realistically compare conservatives and liberals because they aren’t symmetrical; the liberals (such as they are) in this country are nowhere near as maniacal. Given how far to the right America in general already is, anyone who is a conservative by American standards is automatically in “lunatics and scum” territory.

'Tis not. The representation of the position wasn’t about “hating” safety. It was about assigning it too low a priority vis-à-vis profit. And for the purposes of the cartoon, the corporate apologists were a perfectly appropriate stand-in for conservative policy advocates.

P.S. Shut up, Trihs, you’re not helping as much as you think you are.

Fucking Hell. How did I let this happen?

I start a thread which I think will be an easy fuck you to Rush (fish in a barrel) and now we are debating Tom Tomorrow. mhendo even called me an idiot for thinking the strip is “unfunny”. Screw it.

Here’s something to chew on: Liberals and Conservatives both supported offshore drilling. BOTH! Did you idiots forget this?

Now, I’m certainly not blaming it on Obama, but you can’t blame it on conservatives either.

Obama is not a liberal. Liberals, myself included, felt that when Obama announced the off shore drilling support that he was betraying us yet again and that the risk of spills would be increased. I remember the Santa Barbara spill of 69. The current spill would not have happened had so many safety procedures not been set aside.

This is why people get annoyed with the left leaning politics of this board. No matter how liberal you are, you are never liberal enough.

You neglected to install the runaway-thread-protection safety switch. :wink:

While I agree it’s an exaggeration to claim that Obama’s not a liberal tout court, it’s definitely valid to point out that there are a lot of ways in which he’s not particularly liberal at all. I’d peg him as only slightly to the left of Bill Clinton on most economic issues.

Nonetheless, your basic point that supporters of expanding offshore drilling included many politicians generally recognized as being in the “liberal” category stands. It’s not really legit to try to “True Scotsman” the liberals out of all responsibility for this situation by saying that the genuine liberals had nothing to do with it. (It is fair, though, to point out that liberals on average are more opposed to offshore drilling than conservatives.)

Godamnit. I have got to start reading the user manuals. I should know better. You ever have to get a beagle out of an industrial wood shop vacuum? It’s a pain in the ass. Peanut butter covered bacon helps, but it took me half an hour to get the little guy out of there. I don’t blame myself too much, though. The user manual was written in French.

I’ve always wanted to ask a real resident of Fantasyland: Do the rivers really run with grape Nehi, and are the unicorn blow jobs really all they’re cracked up to be?

But I can certainly get behind this sentiment!

I am a conservative, and IMHO Tom Tomorrow rules. I love his strip and never miss it. And Rush is really out of it here.

As usual, Jerry Pournelle has it right. Let’s get ready for next time:

From cite

The way we got the beagle out of the vacuum is that we took a circular saw to the tube. This is about a ten yard tube that spanned across the entire shop. Cut it loose and the dog was in the middle. I put the peanut butter covered bacon on one end and picked up this tailless stray cat that was always hanging around trying to get a piece of our sandwiches. I put the cat in the other end from the bacon and there you go,

We named the cat “Bob”.

You know, those sound *incredibly *dangerous.

Wow. Talk about straw man. That is a HUGE misrepresentation. No one, not even Tom Tomorrow, has suggested anything like that.