Holy fucking shit. I may have some conservative sympathies, and I’m a pretty good devils advocate, but there is no way in hell I can even imagine how I could possibly defend this idiotic statement:
Listen you asshole. Being a conservative and caring for the environment are not mutually exclusive. It’s a matter of not shitting where you eat. Sure, fossil fuels are “natural” in that they’re the remainders of dinosaurs, but I somehow doubt that your oxycontin addicted ass wants to pour used motor oil over your morning breakfast cereal.
Great googly fucking moogly, it’s idiotic “conservatives” like you that make people discount me when I propose a non liberal - democrat solution to something. I hate that.
Fuck off Rush. I know you hate “environmentalists”, but that doesn’t mean you have to kick Mother Nature in the vagina. Even if you don’t care, have you thought about the fishing industry jobs lost? Tourism dollars? The fucking economy!!! I hope you get raped by a dolphin. Fuck off and shut the Hell up.
Regarding a link to the quote, just google “Rush Limbauh oil is natural” an you’ll find a bunch
I don’t think it is, after all, that’s what dolphins do in the wild, and who are we to impose our social construct onto interactions between two animals of the same species?
Screw Tom Tomorrow. He’s the mirror image of Mallard Fillmore. Equally unfunny and equally biased. I prefer an intelligent view that doesn’t use straw men.
Ke-rist, my hatred of Tom Tomorrow should be a different thread, but if you can’t see that he uses the same type of otherside strawmen than Anne “man hands” Coulter does, then you’re an idiot.
Rush needs to head on down to Grand Isle, and drink himself a glass of slicked seawater.
That’d show us all that his words aren’t just stupid macho-grandstanding.
Let him throw a clambake on the beach for all his conservative friends, and partake of the local sealife, or is May one of those “months with an ‘r’” down on the delta?
I can’t think of any other reason he’d not jump at the chance to do that.
Six months after first encountering him, I am still laughing hard at the OP’s user name. Really, what do you expect to happen when you give a flaming nazi gasbag a microphone and a national timeslot?
No reference. It’s a personal joke that works, at least for me, on a couple of different levels.
1.) It’s just kind of funny
2.) A monkey with a fire arm is unpredictable, and more than a touch dangerous. But still funny, which is my posting style in the pit.
3.) More philosophically, all us humans are idiots. PETA can kiss my ass because they forget that all us hairless apes are nothing more than animals. We’re at the top of the food chain, but we are animals. Nothing more, nothing less. The entire human species is just a bunch of monkeys with guns. And I’m one of 'em.
