The most boring SDMB thread subject you can think of.

In My Humble Opinion
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I have invented a game for us to play but it only works if it’s a thread that very few people would ever click on because of the subject. It should be MPSIMS material, e.g. “I love my Dell laptop.” or something along those lines.

The only reason I’m asking for suggestions is that I’m having trouble thinking of one. “I’m off to take a dump” got more views than I thought it would, ya know? It can’t be so stupid that people would open it just to shame you like “The plastic thing on my desk is black” although now that I think of it that actually might be a good one.

Any suggestions?

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Apparently I’m doing well with it lately. :slight_smile:

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“Wesley Crusher FANS ONLY- discussion”

“Uses for dryer lint- any suggestions?”

Man, this is hard. Every one I think of, I’m sure someone would have at least a negative comment.

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“december reviews the Bush Administration.” :wink:

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You know i think it has more to do with the person starting it. Most every topic I start dies an unnatural lonely death, no matter what the subject.

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Nun Dopers - Tell us about your sex lives!

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Sylkyn Tells All She Knows About Star Wars.

Actually, any thread I start about anything. Just do a search on my name as OP’er and you’ll see!

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“Accounting For Discontinued Operations - what’s your interpretation of FAS #144?”

What did I win?

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Ask the Gay Guy, part XXVII

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“If Lord Of The Rings had been written by somebody else”…nah, a few people would probably answer and read that.

Hmmm.

“Anybody else collect Bolivian hat labels?”

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“Dental floss – waxed or unwaxed?”

(though why I’m bothering to enter, since Blonde has already won, I don’t know…)

You are going to give each of a heads up as to which it is, right?

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Is there another word for ‘radius’

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Two trains leave Omaha heading for Pittsburgh. Train A is travelling at 65 mp…

and this one I started in MPSIMS about junk phone calls that died on the vine.

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I swear Steelerphan, I was going to suggest something about dryer lint. Oh well.

How about: “My favorite aglet”?

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**The dream I had last night **
(dream descriptions are unique. They are the one thing that can be incredibly interesting to the dreamer, and incredibly boring to the reader)

Incedentally, one of the many dreams I had last night and previous nights -(I am much younger in this dream) A couple of girls arrive. one (who feels like a friend to me) says “that girl over there likes you”, I look. she’s average. I look at the girl that spoke to me and say (with a hint of honesty) “you are far nicer than all those girls. I like you better”. The glint of apreciation in her eyes after that comment is my fave moment in that dream.

Upgrading Motherboard and CPU. opinions please

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I truly feel I deserve to win, especially since my entry was lifted from an e-mail my boss sent me today. (Pity me.)
If the going gets tough here, be forewarned that I have many other accounting subjects at my disposal.

Radius - ambit, compass, extension, extent, orbit, purview, reach, scope, sweep - none of those words quite capture the essence of the radius, me thinks.

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You are mighty, my friend.

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You are mighty, my friend.

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However, let us not forget:A mild annoyance with Generally Accepted Accounting Principles