I agree. Plasma rifle was always my weapon of choice, along with super shotgun for those “personal” moments.
IRL, Lightsabre (amber flavour)
The penis mightier than the sword…
You only knew that because you had that card in front of you!
This guy reads afrom a card!
WEAPONS OF CHOICE
Pie Man: a pie (of course)
Abdullah the Butcher: a fork
Inu-Yasha - The Tetsusaiga
Rhinox - The Chain-Guns of Doom
Bert: a paper-clip
Fatboy Slim: Christopher Walken
Christopher Walker: a phonebook
Batman: his brain
Anyhoo…
Latex whips.
Poostick! Say I’m your mama!
I, however, prefer a sock full of quarters spun at high speeds in a clockwise manner.