“I love you…
You love me…
We’re a happy family…”
Thank you, Barney.
And now we have My Fair Brady. The old “Brady Bunch” melody would be a vast improvement over “London Bridge”.
What? No Green Acres yet?
Oh, I dunno…I give props to whoever thought to rhyme “Flushing, Queens” with “crushing scenes”.
Look up at message 39.
Actually, I’ll vote for the theme for Have Gun, Will Travel. Not the Paladin theme, but that incredibily irratating BAH-BUMP…BAH-BUMP stuff.
Once again, proof that everyone has me on ‘ignore.’
:smack:
No, that poster just didn’t know to search for “Greeeeeeeen”.
Not me, BiblioCat. I was just composing a disgruntled darlin’ I love you but really, how can you hate the Green Acres theme song response.
doo doo doo doo doo
the chores!
doo doo doo doo doo
the stores!
Oh. Nevermind.
I never watched a single ep of The Brady Bunch, because the theme song always got me diving for the remote control to change channels, or at least mute it. I never heard more than the first line. :eek:
My apologies… I have nobody on ignore. But I called up this thread, ran an errand, then posted without refreshing it first. My mistake.
My vote goes to the theme from the original “Star Trek.” Not the melody–that was fine. But the lyrics:
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand’ring in star-flight
I know
He’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
Bleah!
Those lyrics are intentionally crappy. They’re not meant to be played!
Did you say something?
Yeah, yeah, I know. I heard that they were dreamed up by Gene Roddenberry because he wanted a cut of the royalties from the song. Don’t know if that’s true or not, but regardless, they still suck!
I’m sure they’re much worse if you hear Nichelle Nichols “sing” them.
Jim Lee’s WildC.A.T.S cartoon had an aggressively shitty theme song, and just when it seemed it couldn’t get worse, it broke into a whitebread rap, “They’re heroes, not zeroes…”
That’s all the song I know 'cause I ripped out my eardrums with a staple remover at that point.
Awwwwww, man! I missed out! The VERY FIRST theme song I thought about when I saw this thread was that damn Weeds theme. OK, so someone else wrote it and maybe it’s OK on its own… but every time that bitch says “ticky tacky” I just want to fu–in’ punch something.
I also thought about the Over There theme… but for some reason I’ve grown somewhat immune to it. It still sucks, but after 13 episodes or so I can deal with it.
That damn “ticky tacky” thing, though… I seriously wonder if her voice is some kind of government experiment with sound waves to turn stoners into mass murders. Seriously. I hate that song that much.