Captain Kangaroo: The Wacky Episode: A ping ball ricochets off the wall and lodges deep into the Captain’s throat. Instead of performing the Heimlich maneuver, Dancing Bear simply jitterbugs around the Captain as he turns cyanotic and chokes to death. Mr. Moose’s antlers fall off, revealing he’s actually a large rat. Mr. Green Jeans admits his jeans are green because of a severe case of crotch fungus. Guest star William Conrad chows down on Bunny Rabbit stew.
Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood: The Suicide by Cop Episode: Mr. Rodgers concludes his long-running series engaging in a killing spree of his neighborhood, then pointing his Uzi at local law enforcement, saying in his signature calm voice, “go ahead, Mr. Policeman, make my day.”
Good Times: JJ takes a job as a demolition worker but is killed in a DYN-O-MITE! accident.
Brady Bunch: Sam earns a small windfall with sales of his limited production run of Oliver sausage.
Beverly Hillbillies: Mr. Drysdale hauled off to jail as authorities continue their investigation into the embezzling of the Clampett fortune. Series ends with a shot of Jethro and Miss Jane sipping cocktails on a beach in Rio.
Leave it to Beaver: “Hi Mrs. Cleaver. How’s the Beaver?” “Waiting for your touch, Eddie” [drops dress to floor]
Dukes of Hazzard: Cooter, after making a fortune doing body work on police cars in Hazzard, buys out Boss Hogg and is the new commissioner.
Anyone else remember the alternate ending to the flashback episode of Bosom Buddies where a 12-year-old Kip finds a Zoltar machine and wishes he was big? I was shocked when I recently rewatched this episode because in this new version, Kip returns to childhood by himself, but the episode I saw 20 years ago ended with Kip’s adult girlfriend Susan finding the Zoltar machine, wishing to be little again and returning to childhood with Kip.
For those of you who thought they only imagined this episode ending, I can confirm it exists because I watched it on the Antarctican LaserDisc broadcast version that I taped off of Betamax satellite.
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I’ve been watching that show on Hulu lately. I wish Uncle Bill and Mr. French would just admit they’re hot for each other and give up the whole “gentleman’s gentleman” charade. I mean, why else would a guy have an open-air oversized bathtub and no shower in his bedroom?
Lost in Space…
from the real episode where Doctor Smith, thinking it is a small barrel of an alcoholic drink, drinks what is actually a very volatile explosive.
Next scene doc Smith is napping quietly trying not to jostle the internal explosive and we see the robot has attached wires to his feet leading back to an old style t-handle generator/detonator.
the twist being, when Will catches the robot, instead of stopping him he simply says “okay robot, on 3. One, two, three, go…”. Wilhelm scream followed by explosion and the robot and will getting splattered with blood.
Ha! The house next door to me had that same setup when it was built (1986). I always thought it was a bit much. Apparently, so did the later owners, because they had it removed.
But the builder wasn’t a pedo. Hot tubs in the bedroom can be used with other adults, too, you know.
