The mother of all spit-takes

Next time you steala truck, bring your own bottle.

Knowing what truckers sometimes leave in bottles, this guy should consider himself lucky.

What did he expect in a cup, Coca-Cola? Coke comes in bottles!

That happened to Ivylad’s cousin many moons ago.

This was back when Ivylad dipped. He was using a longneck bottle as a spit cup while they played pool.

Well, Cousin picked up what he thought was his beer, took a swig…and swallowed.

He then promptly powerpuked all over the pool table. They were escorted from the bar shortly after that

He stole a truck with a GPS transmitter, -and- drank someone else’s tobacco-spit.

NICE!

Exhibit A: Instant karma.