The MPSIMS drinking game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Take a sip (or swig, if you prefer)

. …for every “Ask the…” thread
. …for every TMI thread
. …for every thread that starts/ends with “Mundane and pointless, but I must share.”
. …if there are two current Sequential Thread threads
. …for every TMI warning
. …for every locked zombie thread
. …for every link to an article about a new scientific discovery
. …for every link to an article about someone doing something stupid
. …if two or more people link to the same story
. …for every Pitting that was moved to MPSIMS because it was too mild
. …for every Pitting that was moved to MPSIMS because it was joking
. …for every picture thread
. …for every new baby annoucement
. …when there’s a sticky about a poor/sick/dead Doper
…double drink if it starts with “The mods gave me permission for this”
. …for every thread that makes Threadspotting
. …because you feel like it, that’s why

(I was going to do a Pit drinking game, then I realized that would be a bad idea. So here’s the mundane and pointless MPSIMS version).

2

You gonna pay for my liver operation?

Joe

3

I don’t know if I have enough booze to play this game.

4

I have plenty. You can come over to my place! :slight_smile:

5

innocent Booze? Who said anything about booze? Doesn’t everyone play drinking games with a glass of distilled water? :wink:

6

Drinking distilled water is like eating a green salad with no dressing: it’s something you do because it’s good for you, not because it’s any fun! :stuck_out_tongue:

7

You can drink that stuff without whiskey? :smiley: