Here’s a drinking game based on the SDMB…
Anytime Arden Ranger,hardygrrl or True Pisces flirt,drink.
Anytime someone calls a mod a Nazi,drink.
Anytime Crunchy Frog mentions baseball,drink.
Anytime Matt_Mcl and Esprix start flirting,drink.
Any more,fellow Dopers?
Anytime hardygrrl mentions Stinky Paws or wrestling, drink. 
So we’ll all be drunk in about…what, 6…7 seconds? 
Everytime FairyChatMom puts out enuendo, drink
Anytime Hardygrrl steals your idea, drink.
Every time that somebody says, “That would make a great band name” have a drink.
Anytime a Mod moves a thread, drink
everytime handy posts… Hmmm… wait a minute…
Anytime someone whines about their idea being stolen, yes I’m talking to you,blur…drink.
Anytime Tygr,UncleBill or thinksnow flirt, drink.
Anytime Euty mentions Disney,drink.
This game started 15 minutes ago, and I’ve already got a buzz.
1- Anytime you laugh as Manservant Hecubus puts you in your place, drink.
2- Anytime someone tells a newbie “use the search button”, drink.
3- Hi Opal, Drink.
Anytime someone complains prematurely about being drunk, drink. 
Some serious ground rules need to be set here. Is this game about drinking beer or liquor? If it is beer, some things will have to be worth a sip and some things worth a slam.
I’ve always played drinking games by friendly rules.
That means if you have beer or liquer, you take a real drink of each. Whats a real drink? Thats the friendly part. You have to trust them.
That said, if you get 5 posts in a row, you make a rule.
If Euty, Uncle Beer or Coldie kick my butt for that rule, drink.
Corrected bolding tags. ::ahem!:: Why, thank you! I’d love a drink!–Veb
[Edited by TVeblen on 07-20-2001 at 08:49 PM]
Anytime I can’t code, drink.
Anytime someone makes a stragegic but otherwise meaningless post just to keep blur from being able to post five times in a row and make a rule, drink.
Darn! Darn! Strategic! I’ve got to stop playing this game.
I want to wrestle Stinky Paws!
EVERYBODY CHUG!
Anytime Veb fixes my coding, everyone drink!!
(Thanks)