SDMB Drinking Game?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Drink:

**When **
someone uses an SDMB injoke (Hi Opal!, 1920s Style Death Rays, I Burning Your Dog)
someone asks about an SDMB injoke
someone rallies against the use of SDMB injokes.

For every
use of “I can’t believe this hasn’t already been mentioned!”
use of SDMB acronyms (IANA-, DNFTT, etc.)
lateral-thinking joke made about a thread title. “How do I get rid of a mole?” “Call a plastic surgeon!”
post that begins with, “Am I the only one who…?”
thread posted in the wrong forum by someone with more than 50 posts.
and drink again if someone comes along and points out it’s the wrong forum within 2 posts.
instance of “preview is my friend”

OK, your turn. Let’s get drunk!

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IANAJM (I am not a junior mod) but, didn’t you forget to have “Hi Opal!” as item three on that list?

Tw3o quick shots to get a buzz starthed. :smiley:

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When someone asks about a number, drink once for every decimal place or order of magnitude.

Drink when someone proposes a game.

Cover your head and drink everything in sight if someone asks the ‘duck’ question.

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What’s the duck question?

:smiley:

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When someone makes said joke and then finishes it up with…

…what?

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All your drinking games are belong to us…

…what?

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Drink for every instance of “cow-orker.”

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Drink every time someone posts “there’s been a thread on this before” but doesn’t provide a link.

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Drink twice for every cry for a “cite?”.

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DRINK!

For anyone who really doesn’t know “Does a Duck’s quack really not echo” is the classic newbie Q already answered by Cecil.

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I’m drank allreedy…when come bach, drink pie. .
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… :o (I’m gonna hurl)

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whenever someone cries out “band name!” (hiccup)

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Whenever someone bitches about the speed of the board. Drink twice if it’s a brand new guest.

i **is ** *so * sloshed.

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-When someone asks “Why was so and so banned?”

-When someone makes a joke thread in the Pit

-When someone bumps up an incredibly old thread

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…when someone complains that there aren’t enough smileys.

…when someone complains that there are too many smileys.

…when someone complains that this guy looks more sleepy than embarrassed —> :o

…when someone questions the point of this smiley —> ;j

…when someone uses more than three smileys in a post.

Drink! :smiley:

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Oooo…almost forgot…when someone uses subliminals! :smiley:

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And drink thrice for every empty post.

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Yes, there’s a fair amount of those on this board

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…when the first reply to your GQ is a joke, or a wild guess
…when an idiot newbie complains about the clique
…when someone asks why we can’t edit our posts
…when someone asks a GQ, then disagrees with the answers that are offered

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Drink half your drink if the thread turns into a Bush flaming. Drink all your drink in one gulp if that thread was initially on horticulture.