The SDMB Drinking Game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m sure none of us drink alone, but if we did, the SDMB allows for a very interesting drinking game.

For example…

1 drink if someone accuses Satan of being anti-Christian. 2 if the person has less than 20 posts.

1 drink every time David B or Gaudere have to explain that no, man did NOT evolve directly from apes. 2 if in the same post, they also have to correctly define the word “theory.”

1 drink every time any SDMB couple gets into a public smooch-fest. 2 if they get into a public argument.

1 drink every time you get tricked into opening a post-count party thread due to a misleading subject line.

2 drinks every time a thread that has been dormant for at least two months is resurrected by someone other than a troll.

2 drinks if ChiefScott inadvertently uses a smiley due to a typo or error of some sort. If he uses one on purpose, chug.
Can anyone else come up with any rules?

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Here’s a sure way to get wasted -

1 drink for every time someone with less than 40 posts asks the definition of ‘felching’

(If you want to get really really bombed, one drink for every use of the word ‘felch’ You’ll get alcohol poisoning in less than an hour - I wouldn’t recommend this rule and it is optional for those who REALLY REALLY REALLY have no respect for their liver.)

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2 drinks whenever someone with over 1000 posts has to ask the definition of “felching.” (hey, I didn’t know what it was right away!)

1 drink for every newbie who starts a “goodbye, you losers” thread in the Pit.

Hey, I’m hosting Dopers at my abode this evening. Maybe we’ll see if we can play this game! Woohoo!

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1 drink for any apology thread in the Pit.

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Another way to get drunk quick:

1 drink every time you see ChiefScott, Vestal Blue, or myself flirting.

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Drink whenever you open a thread.

Drink whenever you click on a link.

Drink twice whenever you post.

Drink some more.

Drink again.

Drink.

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I realize this is once removed from the OP, so to speak, but then this is MPSIMS, anyway, so I figured, what the hell. . .

My good friend Attiss and I came up with a great drinking game:

Step 1: Rent “A View To A Kill”

Step 2: Drink every time Tanaya Roberts says: “Oh JAMES”

Step 3: Dance on the coffee table in front of the TV.

Step 4: Vomit.

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1 drink for every time Libertarian says “peaceful and honest”. 2 drinks for every time he post to a thread that has nothing to do with Libertarianism. 3 drinks for every time I agree with him.

1 drink every time ChiefScott ribs someone. 2 drinks for every time they rib back.

1 drink every time Canthearya has to explain her name. 2 drinks for every time the person still doesn’t get it.

1 drink every time someone makes a joke out of GaWd’s name. 1 drink every time someone makes a joke out of Satan’s name. 2 drinks every time someone makes a joke out of both their names together. 3 drinks every time GaWd does something to deserve his name. 4 drinks everytime Satan does something to deserve his.

1 drink every time some fundie brings a bible quote into an argument that has nothing to do with the bible. 2 drinks every time he makes a coherent, convincing point.

1 drink every time I apologize. 2 drinks every time I admit I’m wrong. 3 drinks every time I stop arguing because I’m wrong.

1 drink every time Byzantine flames someone. 2 drinks every time she saves it for the Pit. 3 drinks every time she passes up a chance for sexual innuendo.

1 drink every time DrainBead bitches about post count parties. Any time she posts to one, chug.

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1 drink every time someone refers to themself in one of these kinds of threads (i.e. “Things you’d never hear dopers say”, “Unlikely quotations”, etc.). 5 drinks every time they do it in a flattering way.

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1 drink for every “You don’t want to know” post in response to a newbie asking about felching or squicking.

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5 drinks when ChiefScott tells the newbie what it is.

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What? Skip the wine, just because you happen to be eating alone? It’s un-civilized! How would you wash the food down, with coffee at night?

If you don’t drink alone sometimes, then you don’t really don’t like drink, and probably shouldn’t bother to drink at all.

Now Democritus has gone too far the other way.
If you drink twice whenever you post, you either won’t very much or won’t post very long. :smiley: