Damn, hardygrrl, you would post that while I’m sitting here naked next to lurker, drinking vodka and coke! 
Now for one of my own…
Any time a mod changes a thread title, drink!
TP, I’m playing with a bottle of Absolut and a thing of cranberry juice.
It’s getting really hard to type…
You’re telling me! I’m drinking Absolut Mandarin and coke (try it some time… tastes DAMN good!) and I’m already pretty tipsy… of course, I’m also drinkin’ just 'cause it’s Friday and lurker’s here and… )
Be careful if you are drinking Absinth. Also, if anybody tries to cute up “3. Hi Opal” have a drink.
Hey, I send “Hi Opal” to non-Doper friends. Does that count???
If all it says is “Hi Opal”, and it follows the number 3, you should be okay. At least by how I am interpreting the rule. Can we get a ruling from the judges?
Whew! Then I should be ok. I wouldn’t want to get any more drunk than I already I am!!! )
Every time Cecil posts, down the rest of your drink. If he insults someone in the thread, down two.
Anytime someone says…
Since we’re in the Pit,followed by jarbabyims,drink.
Judges say… If the intent of Hi, Opal is there, you must drink. If it is in doubt, drink to be safe.
Hey, who died and made you judge? And are you the one who put Nicky in the sanitarium???
Damn, that was supposed to be mine!!! Just think that TP said it, and that it’s the alcohol talking!
Well, no one actually made me the judge. I figured its my rule, so why not.
Drink lurker 
::snatches gavel away from blur::
Who made you a judge?
His ruling stays but all other rulings will come from me.
Anytime hardygrrl mentions Jeff Hardy,drink.
Anytime hardygrrl says Meow Kitty Kitty,drink.
Anytime a thread gets shamelessly bumped,drink
Jaysus, I’m wasted. Worse than Murry Mclauchlan at a CityTv party with Jeanne Becker.
Any time Ginger makes reference to an obscure Canadian thingy, drink!
If downloading a thread takes longer than 1 minute, drink!
Damn, I’m drunk already!
Anytime a Doper who played the SDMB drinking game complains about her head hurting the next morning,drink.
[sub]Ouch my head[/sub]
Ha ha my head doesn’t huu–uurt!
TP,
I drank 3/4 of a bottle of Absolut last night…
Everytime hardygrrl mentions doing something that’s NOT a good idea,drink.