Any time you were out drinking with friends last night, and are so hung over it feels like you have an epileptic yak living inside your brain, and you think it’s currently going gran mal, drink.
Any time you have the serious hots for a poster in this thread, drink.
Anytime Crunchy Frog mentions his testicles,drink.
Anytime you spot a troll/sock puppet,drink.
Anytime someone takes it personal in the Pit,drink.
Anytime someone talks about removing their pubic hair,drink.
Anytime the thread gets hijacked, drink.
Anytime Verrain bumps the Pick Me Up Thread,drink.
Any time someone changed their username, drink.
Any time someone suggests “Chicken of Bristol” for someone’s new username, drink.
Anytime someone gets banned and the result is a multipage Pit thread,drink.
Anytime somebody whines about Manhattan being too pissy, drink.
Anytime anyone asks “Is it derogatory to call something GAY, even if I don’t mean it in a bad way?” drink.
Anytime someone refers to snorting/spewing their coffee/soda/absolut mandarin all over their keyboard/monitor at something you said, drink.
Anytime a poster publicly apologizes for an over-the-top comment, drink.
Anytime the page takes over 2 minutes to load, go get a new drink.