The MPSIMS Gameshow

Hello all.

It occurs to me periodically that I rarely post, though I’ve been reading the board for years. So in an attempt to let you get to know a bit about me, I am hosting the first installment of the MSPSIMS Gameshow.
This weeks game: 20 Questions!
I will provide a topic (about me) and the first to reach the correct response (ala 20 questions) gets a prize.

Prizes are preset for each question, and may or may not relate to topic. Void where prohibited. Restrictions may apply. Residents of PA, WA, SC, and FL must pat head three times before answering. Contestants under 18 may not play unless they really want to. Some prizes more fabulous than others

I will aswer the first question in a simulpost and disregard the others.

First topic: Profession - what do I do for a living?

Let the games begin…

:smack:
once again…
if you are going to ask a question about yourself for people to guess the answer…
maybe you should edit that part of your profile out??

almost as bad as Green_Dragon
guess the age?

I’m peering into my magic ball… Looks hazy… I used a deck of cards to randomly pick a number, but all I got were jokers, and my rabbit doesn’t seem to be able to give me an answer…
Are you a car salesman?

Dag Nab It!

I was sure to change my profile BEFORE posting (sure in the knowledge that it had never been read). I assumed that like the “posts” listing that it was always current, no matter the date on a looked up thread…

And its WORSE than Green Dragon’s post. I actually read that one BEFORE posting. I changed my profile to no avail.

Weird.

Prize to Merge (a slap in the back of the head to me… doofus) Congrats Merge: you win a starter magic set. If you choose to claim, email for details.

Question 2: I named a store (and cat) after a Biblical character. Which character?

Lazarus. Everybody digs Lazarus.

No. But funny though. Who would dig a dead guy?

Please allow me two guesses due to the vague clues:

Cassiopeia

Cleopatra

Bast-sheba! Ha! Ha! I slay me.

…what?

Zebulon. (Just because I plan to name a cat that some day.)

Bilaam

:smiley:

Mary Magdelin

Judas Escariot

Adam

Eve

Bartholomew

Does the Biblical character appear in:
… Torah?
… Prophets?
… Writings?
… Apocrypha?
… New Testament?
… other section of the Bible?
… non-standard Bible? (eg. Book of Mormon, Qoran)

Simon Magus??

Jesus Christ superstore?

Is it a magic shop?

Barabbas-cadabra?

Oooh! Oooh! Can I be “The Lovely Carol Merrill?”

" . . . A brand new car!"

I guess Job.

A grave robber? A mortician?

[for the real question]
How about Esther? You could sell Esther decorations (you know, eggs, Esther bunnies, that kind of thing?).

what?

Murcielago No

Twickster No

Tir Tinuviel Funny, but no

Krys82gp Mary Magdelin and Judas Escariot each share something in common with the name (each has a different commonality)
ScubaBen The name appears in the old testament, I suppose under the header of Writings

DeVena No, but good guess.

smam I should have hired you as a creative consultant… (I had to clean milk of the screen after reading the "Jesus Christ SuperStore) yes it is a magic shop.

Eve Prizes aren’t that big, but if you guess correctly, I will “tell you what you’ve won!”

NE Texan groan…

Oops, missed one:

Happy Lenderveder Nope…

Okay, let’s go through what I recall of K’tuvim:

Does the name appear in:
Esther?
Ruth?
Lamentations?
Ecclisastes?
Song of (love) Songs?
Proverbs?
Kings?
Judges?
Chronicles?
Which book(s) did I forget?