I always thought Morticia was hot, even in fourth grade. Lily, on the other hand, just reminded me of my mother (though she did have a nice rack).
I have gained respect for The Munsters since i recognized that they are an immigrant family chasing the American Dream while holding Old County traditions, all on the salary of an Assistant Grave Digger.
… And the Addamses are Old Wealth.
At Gateman, Goodbury, and Graves.