Sorry to spring it on you like this, I know it must be a huge surprise, but you know the Muppets? Kermit and Miss Piggy and Gonzo and all the rest?
They’re… puppets.
I know you must be shocked to hear such a thing, but there’s actually a guy or two controlling their movements and speaking in their voices, probably crouched down behind whatever they are sitting on.
All you talk show hosts out there must feel really embarrassed to have had them on your show and actually talked to them like guests. Oh, and poor CNN or MSNBC or whatever news channel I saw them on. They must be heartbroken to hear that the interview they recently had asking Kermit and Piggy about their rumored romance wasn’t news at all, but a fake conversation with puppets.
Sorry to be the one who had to break it to you, world.
Don’t worry Ice Wolf, they are all real it’s ok. {{{Ice Wolf}}}
Ooner, this is a very cruel lie ! Are you trying to shattered our lives, our dreams ? I hope the next sound you hear is Miss Piggy crashing through your door and screaming hiya mucka just before she knocks you out.
Ooner, most people who have been in the entertainment business for a while have probably had some very embarassing gigs or jobs in their past. Any talk show host that has ever had to interview David Arquette must consider it a relief to interview a Muppet. Certain a few steps closer to reality, at the very least.
If a news channel had Muppets being interviewed, it’s because someone in charge wanted them on there. The anchor or interviewer may have been embarassed, but they weren’t the one making the decisions.
Until Kermit or Piggy become paid contributors or analysts for Fox, CNN, or MSNBC I wouldn’t worry about it.
Ah, yes. This thread brings to mind an old Muppet show where Senor Vasquez was the guest. Fozzie Bear did a 2 minute spiel on how stupid it was to have a whole show based on puppers, while Kermit listened with a bemused look on his face. After Fozzie left, Kermit said: I didn’t have the heart to tell him.
Besides, those interviews with Muppets are completely scripted (of course); no wild cards, no curveballs thrown at the host. Then again, no bombshells, either, no exclusives, no …
