My brush with the naked guy… My new roommate asked me if I had seen the Naked Guy. I said who’s the Naked Guy? She said haven’t you heard blah blah blah. Then I said Come to think of it, there was a tall, well-built naked guy in line next to me buying books the other day. That’s right - I was standing next to a naked guy buying books and didn’t even think it was noteworthy. It’s hard to impress me.