The name of the NSA leaker is...Reality Winner?!

If my name was “Reality”, I’d post under my sister’s name, too. And I don’t even have a sister!

You’re attributing way more cleverness to the Narcissist in Chief than he’s ever displayed.

There was a single mother on a reality show a while back who named her son Justus (pronounced “justice”) because it was “just us”. I guess she thought calling him Nodeaddy was taking it a tad too far…

Bah! She’s got nothing on Amanda Miranda Panda.

She must have liked the Monkees album.

I hear that her sister Pageant is pretty good looking.

Trump should pardon her. He loves Winners.

Her name alone should have been reason to deny her clearance.

Since we’re in MPSIMS, I’ll share a mundane fact. I’m from the same hometown that Winner is from and we both attended the same high school, although she’s 15 years younger than I am. Even though it’s a small town, I don’t personally know her or her family.

And turning to sports, Horsey McHorsefacehas just won his first race!

At least he is, you know, a horse?

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have that much originality.

Of course, of course.