Originally posted by plnnr
2. Big Chief gottem new sqwaw?
I’ll say she’s new, she has even been unwrapped yet.
WC Fields
6. Broadsword, calling Danny Boy. Broadsword, calling Danny Boy. Do you read me? Over.
Richard Burton in The Longest Day?
Did anyone answer this one from an earlier page?
“If this is poverty, I’ll gladly share it with you.” Errol Flynn in/as Robin Hood
Here are a few:
Y1: Kmart. Boxershorts. Kmart.
Y2: <Man1> God, I hate that bitch.
<Man2> Geez, you probably shouldn’t have married her, then.
Y3: And what will you do with this spur of yours, my fine cockerel?
Y4: Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
And place your hand below your husband’s foot,
In token of which duty, if he please,
My hand is ready; may it do him ease.
Y5: <man1> I hate you.
<Man2> That’s a fine place to start.
Y6: <Man1> Do you want to play questions?
<Man2> How do you play that?
<Man1> I ask you questions–
<Man2> Statement. 15 - love.
Y7: I came to see with eyes unclouded by hate.
Y8: <Woman> I know what’s wrong with you; you’re a fixation.
<Man> I don’t know what you’re talking about.
<Woman> The love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict.
(This one may be a little garbled; it’s been along time since I’ve seen it.)
Y9: <Woman> Well, at least you haven’t forgotten how to show a lady a good time!
<Man> Boy, you’re something!
<Woman> Yeah? Well, until I get my five thousand bucks, you’ve got more than you bargained for! I’m your goddamned PARTNER!
Y10: Get away from her, you BITCH!