I’ve got a couple.
“Dinner will be ready at 7:30.”
This is the only line spoken by this character.
Man 1: “How do I know you’re the real <Man 2>?”
Man 2: “You’re a dick.”
Since my original answer was late getting in, I’ll take JCL’s :
… you’re a dick …
Wolverine to Cyclops in X-men (tonight on HBO)
CORRECT.
<Woman>: “I’m a Mommy?!”
Panama Jack is right about the exchange from X-Men. How 'bout this one?
Man 1: “That’s not a dog, it’s a pig.”
Man 2: “I love that dog.”
or this one
“Shit damn crap”
“I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.”
That’s from WAYNE’S WORLD.
“You’re so cool. You’re so cool. You’re so cool.”
And that would be TRUE ROMANCE.
Movie 1:
Man: You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Movie 2:
Girl: You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.
Movie 3:
Man: Do you want to dance or do you want to dance?
movie #2 is CLUELESS
I am so ashamed
peace,
JB
This is getting confusing. I can’t tell which ones have been answered, so I’m going for these ones:
Tuco (Eli Wallach) The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
Paul’s grandfather A Hard Day’s Night
Brody in Jaws
From Jaws, was this the Dreyfuss character?
Is this Sixteen Candles?
Hmmm…I thought this was ** Little Nicky**. Astorian, which is it?
I think I’ll just assign mine some random numbers, since there are too many 1-5’s.
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"Tonight, I said to myself, ‘I will not get high.’ I might just as well have said to myself, ‘Tonight, I will not breathe.’ "
M1: M2, I think it’s gonna be okay.
M2: What makes you think that?
M1: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!
M1: Well, he did say a few things that made me believe it WAS his car.
M2: Like what?
M1: “That’s my car, motherfucker.”
W: Who are we making jealous now?
M: Everyone, W. Everyone.
M1: You, don’t move!
M2: I thought cops always said, “Freeze!”
M1: Well, I say “don’t move.” Move, Snow White, and you’re dead!
M2: And I say I am dead… and I move.
W: You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert?
M: She’s not alone…
W1: We should go to the park this weekend and watch all the children shooting squirrels with their BB guns.
W2: True. We don’t appreciate nature enough.
- “Why is this man here? Why is he taped to my father’s favorite chair?”
Come on, people, let’s solve some of the old ones on page 1!
Here’s a fresh one:
Man: “No; Communisim was just a red herring.”
Would that be Clue?
From “Clue”, said by Ms. Scarlett in one of the three endings.
Is he correct or was this from Repo Man?
Near Dark. Awesome movie.
Man: I’m in hell. Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.
Man: We gotta get out of the city. It’s not just the chance of getting shot, do you have any idea what it’s gonna smell like in two weeks?
Man: You know, I ain’t the smartest man in the world, but from over here it looks like you’re taking a shit!
Okay, most of the ones I posted have been solved. They were:
“If you’re going to shoot, SHOOT! Don’t talk!”
Eli Wallach, “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”
**
“ABC- always be closing”
Motivational speaker (Alec Baldwin) in “Glengarry Glen Ross”
**
“So far, all I’ve seen is a car and a room, a train and a room, and a room and a room.”
Paul McCartney’s grandfather in “A Hard Day’s Night”
“Are you gonna DO something, or just stand there and bleed?”
Wyatt Earp in “Tombstone”
“We were lied to by our album covers, man. Hell SUCKS!”
That’s from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
“I’m SMART, not like people say!”
Fredo, in “The Godfather Part 2”
Oh, and this one was from “The Fugitive”:
“If they can make the lake green on St. Patrick’s Day, why can’t they make it blue the rest of the year?”
That leaves 3 unsolved, which call for hints.
- “We don’t have a cow, we have a bull.”
Think Amish.
- “The Hell with them. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.”
Someone guessed, correctly, that this was Clint Eastwood. Around 1975.
- “If this is poverty, I’ll gladly share it with you.”
An oldie. From 1939, to be precise. My favorite movie, from the greatest swashbuckler of all time.
A few guesses
49- Big Lebowski?
52- Very Bad Things?
My entry…
945 “These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it any more!”
946 “Nobody puts Baby in the corner!”
947 “All I know’s…I gotta a lotta balls.”
948 Group:“Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There’s no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Amen.”
949 “M1:You didn’t hit the brakes!”
“M2: You didn’t tell me to.”
950 “She pointed to the mailbox and said 'pa, look, a mailbox.”
951 “People are suckers for the truth. And the truth is on your side, Bubba”
Kingpin?