I don’t know if I can set questions without having answered any, but:
‘I demand to have some booze!’
‘We are ruled by effete arseholes.’
‘Hang on a minute lads, I’ve got a great idea…’
Well this is, of course, UHF.
I’m almost ashamed to be guessing, but is this For Richer or Poorer?
That’s probably it, but if not could it be Kingpin?
- Playing God
- Empire Records
- Wonder Boys
- The Crow
“We don’t have a cow, we have a bull” - Son in Law?
“Look, Pa, a mailbox!” - A Few Good Men
And the guy who said, “I want peace on Earth and goodwill to men” to James Earl Jones in Sneakers was David Strathairn.
Oh, and “I’m in hell. Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.” - The Ref
I know there’s already a lot of unanswered ones out there, so I’ll just add a few (and now you’re going to have to admit that you’ve seen these :o)…
-
Man: “If you’re edged 'cause I’m weezing off your grindage, don’t be, 'cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing going on over at my pad, I’d go grind over there. So don’t tax my gig so hard, core cruster.”
-
Man1: “This is great. I never won three games in a row. I hardly ever play checkers.”
Man2: “Yeah, well it’s kinda easy for you to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!” -
Man1: “What if it goes out and melts down a busload of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?”
Man2: “Nun soup?”
Congrats, to the two people who guessed:
“We don’t have a cow, we have a bull.”
That was, in fact, from “Kingpin.”
In isolation, the line isn’t memorable or meaningful. In the context of the film, it was a hilarious line. Woody Harrelson is staying on the farm of an Amish family. To impress them, he gets up early, goes out to the field to milk the cow. He returns to the house with a huge bucket filled with milk, and with a “milk moustache” on his face.
Only then do the Amish tell him…
Woohoo! Got one. I’ll add:
- Woman: That’s 105 percent!
- Man: Oh, she bit her dog, eh?
- Man: Anything else? Perhaps you’d like an eleven year-old prostitute delivered to your room?
- Woman: You’re insane!
Man: I thought I was a Pisces.
The eleven year old prostitute line is from Road Trip. Andy Dick says it. He’s the motel clerk Reuben asks for some pot from.
Correct!
Ooh, that’s from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I’ll probably get part of it wrong, but I believe the preceding line is “Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.”
The Wizard of Oz.
Nobody guessed 2 of mine, were they too hard? (“The Ref” was correct.) Ok here’s an easy one:
- Man: It is all around us, even in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes.
And not so easy:
- Man: PENIS! PENIS! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS!
Michael Caine - the last line in The Italian Job
Correct, Iguana Boy!
Yes.
The Wizard of Oz.
**
[/QUOTE]
Good.
"easy but still funny…
‘I’ll have the pancakes in the age of enlightenment.’"
i cant believe no one got this. this is from swingers, one of the greatest comedies ever. top 5, easy.
That was one of those “tip of the brain” type things. I knew I knew it, but just couldn’t quite get the brain in drive. Is that from the scene at the end where Vince Vaughn is kind of spazzing in that diner?
- The Matrix
Some I remember -
-
I say we just grow up, be adults and die…
-
Your mother can’t be with you anymore.
-
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?
-
I’m going to be a great film star; that is if booze and sex don’t get to me first.
-
How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce.
Jack Nicholson in Batman
-
I don’t appreciate your ruse, ma’am.
-
Is the colonel’s underwear a matter of national security?
-
I heard a very sad story about a girl who went to Bryn Mawr. She squealed on her roommate, and they found her strangled with her own brassiere.