"The National Review" :Predictions for 2004.

[Muad_Dib]

My favorite prediction:

In an attempt to broaden President Bush’s support, Karl Rove books him for a special edition of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Bush declares: “Marriage should be only between a man and a woman. But good grooming is for everyone.”

My favorite ironic typo:

Hillary Clinton becomes de facto Democratic-party leader. In a surprise move, asks Streisand to stay on at DNC. Photos of their kiss make a big slash on the front page of the New York Post.

http://www.nationalreview.com/symposium/predictions200312300000.asp

[Palve]

In the year… 2004!!! Bush invades democratic national headquarters citing recent terrorist threats. No republicans were killed.

[clayton_e]

argh… Palve didn’t log off his computer…

That was me.

[Michael_Ellis]

My favorite

Madonna rescinds her funding for Kabbalah studies when a rabbi finally explains that the Kabbalah requires that the fading pop star be stoned to death.

I wouldn’t mind Madonna being stoned to death, frankly. But then I’m mean spirited.