The new and improved mostly politically correct word association game

Death Pool

(I have Bettie Page on my list this year)

Morbid

Obesity

Childhood

Illness

Mumps

Fergie

(My mumps my mumps my mumps! My lovely lady mumps!)

Las Vegas

(She’s engaged to Josh Whatshisface from that show set there, called Vegas or Las Vegas or whatever.)

Penn & Teller

Bullshit!

Edit: What the hell, just spell it out instead of using &^*%^%^&.

Horse hockey

ice hockey

Tonsil hockey

Tonsillectomy

Ice cream

Ben & Jerry’s

Cherry Garcia!

Chunky Monkey

The Monkees

Monkey business