The new Assboink, Idaho

What about Blue Ball and Bird-In-Hand? Those two and Intercourse are all within a few minutes of each other, out in Amish country.

Make of that what you will. :wink:

Humph!

There’s also a town named Hot Coffee in Mississippi. :smiley:

Don’t forget the episode of Jackass where Johnny Knoxville visited a town called *Mianus (pronounced My Anus in case you didn’t already catch that.) Don’t remember what state it was in though, somewhere in New England I think.

Oh damnit, and I’ve been previewing lately, too :smack:

I like Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky and Honey Bee, Ky (kentucky has all the best names!) My absolute favourites though are Zook, Kansas and Hygeine, Colorado…

Looking at American road atlases is fun! (hey, I have a lot of time on my hands!)

Or even better : Lizard Lick, NC

Since Dildo has been used already, Wet Beaver Creek has to follow. :eek:

My favorite: Dry Prong, Louisiana

Travelling between Dallas and Atlanta on I-20, I always get a kick out of the signs for Yazoo City, MS.

There’s also Cumming, GA.

I once heard one of the local radio traffic reporters say “When you’re close to Cumming, think about baseball.”

To make it even more amusing, French Lick, Indiana is the home of the Kimball Upright Organ plant.

I remember reviewing blueprints for new construction there in the mid-seventies. Laughed my ass off when I saw the title block on the prints. :slight_smile:

Eighty-Four, PA.