Bucksnort, TN
Best part: it’s REAL! 
You can’t forget Elk Snout, WA (I think. . OR?) or Gnawbone, IN.
In defense of the honorable state of Idaho…
We DO have an Athol, but if I don’t see a proper cite regarding the location of Assboink, I’ll be expecting to see you backing up and retracting your insertion Opal.
Or should that be assertion?
Looks like someone made an assumption.
Doesn’t nearly every state have a few of these?
There’s Two Egg, Fl., Smut Eye, Al., and Social Circle, Ga., just for starters.
I’ve got a friend that lives at Bucksnort, Tn. and it’s nice, but there’s not much goin’ on there.
OTOH, Assboink sounds like it could be interesting…
My dad’s from Ducktown, TN.
Interestingly, Ducktown’s in the same county as Turtletown.
My dad’s from Ducktown, TN.
Interestingly, Ducktown’s in the same county as Turtletown.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Wankers Corner, Oregon.
I used to spend a lot of time in Alberta and I was never quite sure what to make of Blackie, Alberta
I’m from a wide spot in the road about a stone’s throw from Bucksnort, TN. It’s got the only adult bookstore in the whole county. I skipped school on my 18th birthday to go to that place. There are plenty of places near Bucksnort that are much more, um, backward.
When I was a kid, whenever we’d go through Bucksnort, I would snort like a pig the whole time. Heh heh heh. Good times!
You can go to Hell, MI. Contrary to what many people think, Hell freezes over almost every winter.
Oddly enough, I’ve been to Bucksnort, TN. There’s even a picture of me standing next to the Bucksnort exit sign, but none of you will ever see it because my ample gut is hanging out the bottom of my t-shirt.
Opal, you also missed the Indiana towns of French Lick and Floyds Knobs.
I knew a guy who lived in Toadsuck, AR. Then again there’s the ever popular Blue Balls, PA.
TN also has Soddy Daisy.
Let us not forget Climax North Carolina.
WE are home to Moscow , Santa, and Wallace- but I think the other is *&^%
I grew up in Western PA - we had:
Intercourse, Climax, Mars, Venus, Frogtown, Leeper (right near one another), Forty-Fort, Slippery Rock, and Gobblers Knob. I’m sure there’s plenty more; those are just off the top of my head.
Podunk, Nowhere and Cookietown, Okla.
There’s a Dildo, Nova Scotia, although according to this the name was changed recently. I wish I could find another cite to confirm, but Google didn’t return very many hits, and you can guess what the rest of the hits must have looked like.
AubreyAnn We also have Paris and Atlanta.
Nutbush
home of Dick Trickle
i mean Tina Turner