What the hell are “escape bags?”
My tiny little town, which is located due south of BFE has formulated “preparedness” plans. (I call it egotism: trying to pretend that we’re important enough to gain a terrorist’s attention.) It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic. How much money and time are we wasting on this? Our town is a fly-speck on the map.
Well, if you’re in a French prison, you wait for your cellmate to die. then you climb in the bag where his body supposedly is, and they take the bag outside and you’ve escaped!
(No offense, Fin_man.)
OK, now the State of PA is involved.
Our little town has a Community Fair (this year is our 60th). At the last meeting of our fair board, the president read a letter from the PA Dept of Agriculture (country fairs in this state get a lot of their money thru the ag dept.), saying, if we wanted our money this year, we had to come up with a formal disaster plan in case of terrorist attack, and make sure our crowd control and securtity people know what it is.
There were two suggestions for this plan:
Run like hell.
Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbuy.