KNOCK IT OFF, DAMMIT!
You are all going into panic mode over terrorism!
THIS IS SILLY! YOU ARE SDMB-ERS, DAMMIT! NOT SOME UNEDUCATED CLUCKS OFF THE STREET!
Running around buying duct tape & sheet plastic! FUCK!
Now pay attention!
[li]If you do not live in a major city, & are not near a military base you are not repeat not in danger of terrorist attack![/li][li]Even if a full scale atom bomb is dropped on one city, you are not in danger if you do not live there. It is horrible, but it is not Armageddon.[/li][li]Hi, Opal.[/li][li]Duct tape is for ninnies. I will mock you if you bring it up.[/li][li]If the city you live in is so God-Damned dangerous—GET OUT!!! Don’t stock up on food, plastic sheeting, & etc. Just leave! NOW! Before the trouble. Panicing without useful fleeing is stupid!!![/li][li]Please try to remember that our worthless Commander-In-Least, George W., is merely trying to scare the bejabbers out of everybody, to quiet dissent over an upcoming & idiotic war.[/li][li]If you really must prepare, take Red Cross First Aid/CPR courses at the Y. You won’t need them for terror attacks, but they will help with broken bones & cuts around the house or when engaging in sports. CPR can save a heart attack victim, & that’s good too.[/li]
[li]Take 3 deep breaths, & go on with your lives. The Universe is chaotic, violent & uncertain. You were never truly in control or safe, why panic now?[/li][/list]
STOP LIVING IN FEAR, YOU PANICKY WANKERS!!!
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