um… er…
no comment… 
I once heard about this girl who got diabetes after eating about thirty of these and had to got to the hospital where pumped about a gallon of the goo from her stomach.
True story.
No, no, no, that was Rod Stewart…
[sub]Or was he the one with the Mars Bar?[/sub]
I am in awe. This is the most explicit out-of-place sexual reference I’ve seen since the fight scene between the Penis Monster and the Vagina Monster in the Roger Corman film “Not of this Earth” (circa 1988). I’m willing to believe the Harry Potter vibrating Broom was an honest mistake, but it’s hard to think of this Penis-Pop as anything but deliberate.
Can we look forward to the Cunnilingus trainer next?
::: wonders if Flamsterette_X has ever read any Spider Robinson :::
I think with a little redesign, Fruit Rollups might fill that bill nicely.
Psst! For anyone who cares about this sort of thing, there’s an excellent sig going wanting.
And I’ll definitely be getting some of these for Christmas gifts. Don’t tell my friends.
[brief hijack of my own thread] Psst! It would be awesome if someone took Cervaise’s suggestion and made that a sig line! I’m pretty darn new here and if I got quoted in someone’s sig it would make me so happy I would giggle like a school girl! And don’t you all want to hear me giggle like a schoolgirl? [/brief hijack]
I found this thread truly humourous considering the fact that I’ve just started reading “Steel Beach” by John Varley, in which the opening line is “In five years the Penis will be obsolete”
Does anyone know where I can get my…um…hands on some of these? I’ve looked all over, has anyone who lives in the midwest seen one around?
Funny…I live in Texas and have never seen these.
I want my Fr-Ooze Pop!
IDBB
So, do these come in strap-on models?
[Geezer voice]
Back in my day, all we had was Blo Pops and we were happy with that.
[/Geezer voice]
The address of the manufacturer’s Eastern Region Sales Office:
1024 Swallow Drive
Cherry Hill, NJ 08003
Too good to be true! 
too funny, rt firefly!
there is a company that has a wonderful address.
No… should I have? Is there something there that is germane to my posts? Tell me, please!
F_X
Flammie: The answer, in a word, is “Tood”
While from what I’ve gotten of your personality from reading your posts, I suspect he’s an author you’d enjoy, those of us who do read a lot of him know that at least three times he’s mentioned the sidewalk in front of his home in Vancouver.
It has a sidewalk that was laid about three years ago, and when it was fresh and still wet, a neighbor boy left his witness of his love for the ages:
From which Spider concludes that, since it’s unlikely that anybody named their son “Tood,” we have here a boy old enough to be getting horny around a girl who cannot spell his own name.
“And you tell me, over and over and over again, my friend, you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction!” - B. McGuire
And I won’t know a single one of them.
:eek:
I’d love to see these
praise be to the free market… this is SO… wonderfully perturbing