Heh… I think I might steal that for my sig… would go well with my quote from the Reality female condom.
I never quite thought of going into this thread before… but I saw this and remembered this thread.
My first foray into eating one of these things in public…
Actually, in Algebra class. My (male) friend P walked in, sat down next to me, and did a double take. (I’ve never seen anyone actually do that in real life!) This is something like the conversation that followed…
P: “What is THAT?!”
AJB: [innocent grin] “A lollipop.”
P: “Oh.” [blink blink] “That’s… weird.”
AJB: “Yup. And check out the instructions…”
[P laughs hysterically, then gives me another funny look, as I waggle my eyebrows suggestively]
two minutes later, in the midst of a lecture on linear programming…
P: [sideways glance at me sucking vigorously on my candy.] “That’s just… disturbing.”
NB: It was the orange/peach flavor.
Hehe. Next place of experimentation – Human Sexuality class. 
I really need someone to mail me one of these. Really.
Okay, I though this thread was so funny, disturbing, and outright bizarre I made your quote part of my growing sig.
Lollycocks: Candy verging on the pornographic.
If somebody mails one to me, I’ll replay (er, um, repay!) them!! Afraid I can’t seem to find any of these around here… though I’d also say if my five-year-old came up to me wanting to buy one I’d have a hard (pun NOT intended - since I’m female) time keeping a straight face…
Thanks, Polycarp. I’ll be sure to look him up when I have the time, money, and inclination.
F_X
My first grade teacher insisted that I did not know how to spell my last name. It was very frustrating to have a teacher that ignorant.
There is some weird shit on that company’s web site. Tale a look at this picture for their “pinky pop”.
Someone care to try a non-sexual explanation for the thing in front of the little girl?
Er… um… she’s carrying an inflatable pool toy? (Hell if I know why she would be in a candy ad, but I tried.)
Yeah… looks vaguely like one of those inflatable horsey rings to me… only not a horsey… I honestly don’t know what it is, but it looks like it goes around her body, and it looks inflatable…
Yeah, doesn’t really make sense at all… shrug
But let us check out the page for their fizzy shaker candy… what ARE those kids DOING?! GAAH! This boggles my mind, you have to see it for yourself.
There’s is obviously some f’ed up schtuff going on over at the Au’some Candy company…
I quote from the fizzy shaker graphic:
“You stick in your licked sucker and get a fun flavored sour coating each time you dip.”
Mmmhmmmm…
That’s . . . . not right
Hypothesis: the execs of the Au’some Candy company dropped a large amount of acid in their youth…
How about a hypothetical motto:
Au’some Candies: to satisfy the little pedophile in all of us.