You guys seen these? It’s called a Fr-Ooze Pop. Made by Au’some Candies, apparently a mainstream novelty candy maker. Their offical page for it is HERE. But what they don’t make clear from the drawing there is this lollipop’s uncanny ribbed-dildo-like qualities… and not to mention the fact that you lick it, then you squeeze it, and goo comes out of a hole in the tip. WTF!!!
This page has some better photos of this apparent bj training tool.
And This page has a shot of the disturbing instructional label…
(I would have posted my own pictures of the one I had, but my cam’s broken and… I ate it. The candy, not the cam.)
Imagine my surprise when my ex roommate showed up at my door with one of these! I laughed my butt off, so I had to run out and buy one myself… Anyone else find this incredibly disturbing?! I’m gonna go get more tomorrow.
Make the candy covering thicker at the tip. Pump in the gooey stuff under pressure. The reward, after several minutes lcking and probing at the tip, is an explosion of sweet goo, and the deflation of the shell.
A note on the flavors… I haven’t yet gotten up the courage to try the blue/purple one (whatever flavor it is), the color just seems… so unnatural… I had the orange-peach one yesterday (the instruction images were eerily flesh-colored)… today tried the strawberry and cherry ones. Yummy. I may never go back to penis again! (surely there must be a man somewhere who’s disappointed at this… anyone? anyone?)
Oh my. That reminds me of the lollipop my mother bought for me when I was in the eighth grade. That was onlyu oddly shaped like a… well, you know. In fact, I made the perhaps unwise decision to bring it to school. It occasioned this comment from my friend Troy’s brother Todd and his friends:
:eek: Nope, definitely not! (and I was still sufficiently sheltered then to NOT know what they ewre referring to, though I had a vague idea)
Darn typos. Of course I meant “Todd” and “were” in my last post. Sigh… the war against the typo is never fully won, even if this did have a spellcheck program. goes off to inform Spoz of this post… and watches him run in horror away from her
he has some kind of thing against spellcheck; I never quite figured out what