WTF is that?
Um, don’t watch that at work unless you like hot Marxist sex talk showing up on your screen… in VERY LARGE PRINT. That’s very weird propaganda. Good soundtrack, though - that’s one of my favorite Nina Simone songs.
I gotta say, Mr. Jong-Il makes a compelling argument.
Anyone know of a good vacation package to North Korea? 
ETA:
Unusual, yes. But it’s just another example of Communism doing what it does best: connecting to people on their level and telling them what they want to hear. And to be fair, sexual equality probably is quite a lot more advanced in North Korea than South Korea, where I hear sexual and family mores are still quite traditional and repressive.
Well now…
It personally wouldn’t surprise me if Kim Il-Jong is rather fond of the whole multiple partners thing, but I’m going to have to vote for not-a-real-speach for the moment.
It is well directed/crafted though. I watched it for much longer than I would have expected (but not all the way to the end.)
I almost bought that as possibly being a real speech until I got to the “CUMMUNISM. SORRY, COMMUNISM.” part.
It’s particularly well-executed crazy.
Communists might make with the dialectic, but capitalists know how to go to work downtown!
I am so glad I was at home to watch this. Sound and large font CUNNILINGUS ahoy!
Very…odd. Just like North Korea itself, I guess.
Is giving a humjob advisable after eating kimchee? I’d think it might smart for the recipient.
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Man, we lick some mean ass bush up here in the States. North, South, East, West,don’t make no damn difference. I could lick the chrome off of a trailer hitch ball,Bitch. Sorry ass commy bastards.
Damn North Koreans couldn’t lick a postage stamp the right way.Shit.
That flash animation nearly gave me a seizure. And there isn’t even a word for “cunnilingus” in the Korean language. There’s no way a “Cummunism” pun could even be made. (In case anyone took that whole thing seriously.)
Man, that’s wicked sad! Is it something that’s done but has no name or something that has no name because it’s never done?
I mean, the concept exists, but if you looked up “cunnilingus” in the English-Korean dictionary, the Korean term would be something very literal, I imagine.
Okay, out of curiosity I just looked it up, and it says: “orally caressing the female genitals.” :dubious:
Total hijack, but I just remembered - I was at a party with a bunch of ESL teachers back in Seoul, and some of the Korean teachers thought it would be funny to teach one of the Canadian teachers a phrase in Korean without telling her what it meant. They told her to go ask someone else. So this tiny Chinese-Canadian girl, the cutest person I’ve ever met, goes up to one of the Korean recruiters and asks him what the phrase means. The recruiter looks absolutely horrified at this sweet girl asking him, in Korean, to “suck my cock.”
ETA: I’ve talked to girlfriends in Korea who’ve dated their boyfriends for years and never had oral sex or had an orgasm. Maybe our “North Korean counterparts” are better off. (Hey, that’s why I no longer live there.)
I wasn’t as surprised as 99.999999% (ok, we don’t have that big a population, erase a 9) of Spaniards to hear Clinton claiming he “didn’t have sex” with Lewinski because by the time that happened, I’d already met Americans who thought oral “isn’t sex”, or “doesn’t count.” In Spain it’s considered “advanced functions,” I have several friends who gave their husbands their first BJ as a second anniversary gift… that’s “second wedding anniversary,” not “second anniversary since we met” or “second anniversary since we first had penile-vaginal intercourse,” or any other anniversary you can think of.
That’s why it’s called “foreign parts,” folks there do things in “foreign ways,” including things with their parts 
I think that link made my head explode. Especially from my viewpoint as a neo-pagan, for whom sexual equality is a given.
:: Monty Python voice ::
And now, a bus ride through downtown Pyongyang.
Isn’t this the same art-form as the person who made "Samsung Means to Come "?
I would give very strong possibility to the odds that at least one Korean girls tastes exactly like Hazel Nut Coffee.
See here.
Anybody know what the song is that’s playing during that “speech”?