Luke Wilson talking about the coverage maps some other cell company shows and how the company he is shilling for has great coverage too, like in Dallas, Cleveland, Chicago, NYC,… Well no shit they have great coverage in major urban areas–surely that’s the company’s first priority. I need a company that covers Buttfuck, VT, so I can rely on it and get rid of my landline. I’m not impressed that NYC has coverage, and he isn’t really proving his company has better coverage.
There’s one for some sort of brauts Hillshire? I think that’s it. That one gets to me.
I said ah BEEF HOT LINKS! GO MEAT!
“Get connected for free, with Education Connection!”
It looks and sounds like a bad high school AV project.
Yes! Yes there is a God!!
Long story short: this commercial
…is GONE!!
It’s the “Grey Power” insurance one with the woman road-raging. Her voice makes my ears bleed. I have to mute it every time.
Your fan must be a lot fancier than mine 
I hate the Sylvania commercial where they say that it’s a lot easier to replace your headlights than your daughter. First of all, it’s pretty distasteful to say that you are effectively killing your daughter if you use a different brand of headlight, and second, you can always make a new daughter.
Ooo, in the same vein as the Sylvania commercial…those GM commercials that assume you’re going to have a catastrophic single-vehicle wreck in one of their new cars. Wouldn’t most people prefer to buy a car with adequate safety systems for avoiding collisions? I have a cousin who relies almost exclusively on the built-in system on a GM car for her mobile phone needs; the conversations I have with her are always dropped, and when we stay connected I can’t understand half of what she’s saying. What’s that kind of system going to do for you when your car hits a deer, flips a dozen times, and/or ends up at the bottom of a ravine (as the commercials imply)?
Migod, was I happy to read this post! I’ve been wanting to nominate that commercial. Best part is where she’s banging her head repeatedly on the headrest. Yah, that actually happens all the time.
I’ll nominate the ad for, what is it, the Canadian Home Mortgage Plan or something. With that god-awful jingle “Wouldn’t it be nice…” If only because they play it so often and it’s, like, 90 seconds.
Another nomination: the AT&T (I think) commercial where hotel lackey has to chase all over town to get just the right flowers, a dog bed (what?!?) and other demands for Mariah Carey, who then simperingly blows him a kiss for busting his hump all over town to make her suite look pretty for her and her stupid purse dog for a night. Extra loser points to that ad because, according to a friend who manages a hotel, it’s inspiring losers to karate kick his elevator call buttons, because that’s what the loser in the ad does.
That’s the one. God I hate those.
AAAAAH! I hate that too! What REALLY irks me is the late bass note at the end! Flah-bum!
Let’s all not forget the relentless 877-CASH NOW!
877-CASH NOW! 877 CASH NOW!
I hate your commercial and I need cash now! Call AN-Y-ONE ELSE! 877-CASH NOW!
877-CASH NOW! 877-CASH NOW!
And that pain in the ass actor who conducts like a fairy on meth at the end!
Thanks for destroying opera JG Cuntworth!
One more!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday every daaaaaaaay!
NUVARING! The ugliest yellow bathing suits on women with skin the same shade as Casper and the Shmoo! Ladies, you dress like that at the pool, birth control is the LEAST of your worries!
And who in the hell wears a bathing cap in 2009? 
That part is actually the whole point of the ad. “Daily birth control pills are SO 1960!”
So…will GM re-hire Tiger Woods as their Buick spokesman?
“They look like crap, old farts drive them, but you can run into lots of stuff and come out pretty much O.K.*”
in Caddies too, apparently.
Those ads are for the ASPCA, not the HSUS.
Ah. Oakminster said Humane Society, and we do have ads here begging for money for the HSUS, but the woman on those ads isn’t the same one you linked to. ASPCA - they are cool! 
Well, it is a pretty badass fan.
It is not infrequently that I see a commercial that suggests “You hate your family if you don’t buy our product.” I pointed out one such commercial fairly recently, but cannot remember what it was, or point to any similar examples because the holidays are a time for drinking.
They still have weeeepy and long ads though! cries
Actually, I don’t know if the HSUS has long montage-of-abused-critters ads too or not, now that I think of it. I’m used to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA ads that go for a minute and a half or so, with one of her songs playing in the background, lots of “poor widdle critters” pics, and then her making a statement asking you to donate.
And I always have to change the channel. 
Even more annoying (to me) is that before he karate kicks the elevator call button he’s telling a friend that he “made out with Mariah Carey”. Since when does having someone blow you a kiss qualify as “making out” with them?