I received my new phone books last night. Four inches thick of residential listings, six thick of commercial listings, and a cute little mini-yellow pages I can keep in the car. (CAUTION: DO NOT USE WHILE DRIVING A MOTOR VEHICLE). This is all fine and good so I can find any business in Savannah if I so need to while toodling about town (“Gee, I have a hankerin’ for some new mini-blinds. I wish I could find a mini-blind boutique, but my phone books are at home.”)
I am stoked!!! I have all my resources to find any business I need in Savannah, Georgia.
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Problem is, I live in Orlando, Florida. The Res & Comm directories are correct for my area, but the mini-book is the listings for a whole different city in a whole 'nuther state. Haven’t called the phone company yet, but I’d love to hear their reasoning.
I can’t get rid of it, because the small print on the cover says: “Do Not Discard Before January 2005”. Would the phonebook police fish it out of the trash, return it to me, and levy a fine if I just threw it away? Maybe this is an omen, and I am fated to move there? Is there a “Home for Wayward Phonebooks” where it would be cared for until its expiration date? Any crafty Dopers have any home decor ideas (decopage a lamp)? Anybody in Savannah need a mini-Yellow Pages?
I do know I have lots of ammo for a paper airplane fight (okay, they are mini-bombers, but I’m not arguing as long as I am armed). Bring it on…
