I’ve noticed a strange new trend, most prominently on ESPN (FUCK YOU!), which has, of course, begun to be copied by other stations (like NBC and Keith MR. DICKHEAD Olberman).
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, stop reading here. If you have never noticed it, you will be fine. But if/when you *d *notice it, it will drive you crazy.
Here’s how it works: Announcer one talks about the game being reflected on the video feed, and if it’s a great play, a turning point or whatever, the second announcer gives a loud, audible **MOAN **(ooooooooh, or MMMMMMM). **WTF **is that? Am I to think these people are *that *orgasmic over a fumble?
Maybe I’m just getting old, because ESPN clearly doesn’t appeal to me anymore. I am sure I’m out of their targeted demographic, but for crying out loud (literally), I don’t need to hear Steve Levy MOAN when John Anderson reads a highlight (these two fuckwits are this morning’s SC team). Oh, don’t worry. I’ve also heard Anderson groan loudly over Levy, too. This isn’t funny, dynamic or cutting edge… it’s ANNOYING. Stop it, you asshats! Quit trying to be clever, laughing, giggling like a tickled school girl, and/or moaning over the other person’s voice. JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NEWS!!! (oooooooooooh!)
The worst thing is, I’ve heard it on at least one other broadcast. Keith “Countdown” Olberman (the biggest, most egotistical fuckwad of all announcers) gets to be clever every Sunday night on NBC. God, I hate Olberman. A no-talent hack who quit ESPN to work at Fox, couldn’t carry the sports, and went running back to ESPN with his hat in his hand. I have a feeling he is the originator of this announcing “technique”. Olberman, you Uncle Fucker!! Go away!
fuck :mad:
