Damn, I was hoping for Minister of Flirting. But I’ll live with Communications.
Off to chat… 
I am honoured to serve this administration and I will fufill my duties to the best of my ability.
I wish to be the liason of liasons.
I think the rationale behind this should be obvious to us all.
Hey! You promised me and racinchikki jobs!
I respectfully offer my services as Grand High War Marshall of the Armies, or something similar. . .
Tripler
Because Peace really would put me out of a job . . .
Oh wait!
Mr SPOOFE, I request a transfer under your guiding hand, to the new regime as your Grand High Field Marshal of the War Forces with Sugar on Top.
May I lead your armies to conquest . . .
Tripler
I think I can fit in both being Flirting Minister AND your PA, dpr. Because you know what? I’m good like that.
And I’m not going to give up the chance to spend lots and lots and lots of time around you. 
How was the move, BTW?
Must go retape my glasses now…
Well, of course that’s only a cover. My research into sci-fi related topics is a smokescreen for me real work - genetically engineering ignorace-fighting viruses to spread through the world!! <Maniacal laugh>
I request a postion in the intelligence community perhaps in a liason position between State and the military Industrial Complex.
See ,it’s probably the only chance I’ll ever have to use my degree in History/International Relations.
Do you know how hard it is to get a job as a political risk analyst??!?
Mainly because it’s a relatively high paying job where you are employed to guess about what is going to happen somewhere!
So, I’ve got some actual experience and can use the legitimate position to start sowing the seeds for my worldwide crimnal enterprises…
err, help starving children, yeah that’s it …children.
…ah well. I would be happy to serve, in whatever capacity that my fellow dopers feel I could do best. It is an honor to serve, and even to be considered…
Since all the really cool stuff that I would be good at are already taken…
I accept your nomination with pleasure, hon-[sub]ahem[/sub] I mean, Mr. President.
And I hereby request a leave of absence whilst I look for my cohort in crime-[sub]ahem[/sub]I mean, compassionateness, the divine purplebear. Anybody seen her lately?
[sub]sheesh, and my portable hot tub is missing, too. if she started the celebration party without me…:([/sub]
** Scotticher **
If you need a lend of a portable tub once you find Purplebear … I can donate my [sub] ahem [/sub] Sink of Sin for your celebration party.
Wow! Am honored to serve under you.
DAMN that slip of the tongue! ACK! Did it again! Meant under your command, of course
I will do my best to ensure that none of your minions encounter boojums - I hate it when people softly and suddenly vanish away…and those darn bandersnatches. They’re a headache, but I think I can lick them.
Hehehee…look at this satellite picture of this guy picking his nose! Hehe…wait a minute…that’s my brother! mmBWA HA HA HA!!
Can I be an ambassador to random interesting countries? Or maybe chair of a fact-finding committee? Or Minister of Junkets?? How about a special investigator of various airports, cruise lines, and resorts?? It’s a need just crying to be filled, and I’m just the one to do it! I can be packed in 20 minutes!
Ready to serve, sir!
A few days away from chat and you are totally forgotten! nyah! didn’t want to be in your government anyway! 
However, I could fill the post of Minister in charge of interesting foreign chocolate as the european representative…there’s obviously a need for it on this board! [sub]kinder eggs anyone?[/sub]
I was hoping for a representitive position as a member of trolls and lurkers everywhere.
Possibly a consultant?
Oh no! This thread can’t die until I find out EXACTLY what my job is!
So…BUMP!!
If it’s leaning towards a benevolent dictatorship, may I be a Grand Duchess?
How about some nobility, here?
I must regretfully step down from my position as Supreme Court Justice since I have staged a coup again this government here
::a cow pie flies into this thread from the other thread to hit dpr in the face::
Ah my plan is now set into motion