A while back, a friend of mine and I decided that the world needed change and that we should take over and get the ball rolling.
What I need is applications from those who wish to be part of the Higher Ranks.
[sub](Being in the Higher Ranks has its perks. You get your own harem (male or female), a private villa on our top-secret island headquarters, cool looking uniforms, ray guns, plus all the Gummi bears you can eat!)[/sub]
So far we have the following:
As it was my pal’s idea, he has taken the roll of Emperor.
I have taken the roll of Head of Secret Police. (Shhhh!! But don’t tell anybody! It’s a secret!)
Please let me know what position you would like to hold in our Government. (You can make up your own positions too! We like innovators!)
What’s your plan once you achieve world domination?
Would you get rid of Muzak?
Which celebrities would you get rid of? (my personal list includes: Anna Nicole Smith, anyone from the Survivor or Big Brother series and Wink Martindale)
If I join can I make everyone move out of Jersey so there is more room for me?
Can we the New York radion stations to play something different from time to time?
And if the position is open can I be the Slave Manager? I’m pretty organized and I could keep track of all the slaves we could get and send them on different work details.
I’d like to be the First High Secretary of Lost Causes.
I can wring my hands and moan about the poor quality of the help, and how hard it is to hire decent enforcers, and never be expected to produce results. I’ll have lots of spare time for the hareem to feed me gummi bears…
I would like to apply for the post of Foreign Minister.
Since we will be taking over the entire planet, there will be no actual foreign powers to deal with, so I’ll get all the perks and have no work to do. Sweet!
We have a list of things that will change and laws that will be put in place. I am working on compiling it now.
Yes, but not in prisons.
We are not looking at ‘doing away’ with anyone without reason. (But Wacko Jackson is on the short list, along with OJ)
“Reality TV” shows will be done away with. (You want reality TV? Watch a documentary.)
Speaking of documentaries, TLC will be forced to show intelligent shows. (Shows like “Amazing Prophesies XXVII” will NOT air. EVER!)
Moves like this is still under debate. We are not an ‘evil’ government. Live for the “Average Joe” would not change, but the “Average Joe” will have to watch his step and not screw up, that’s when it gets harsh. (More on that when I get the list of rules changed.) But estates will be granted to the Ruling Class.
Not being from NY, I do not know of this issue. As Opengrave is the Minister of Entertainment s/he can look into this.
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Then how are you going to staff our harems? If it’s a paid position, you’d better pay really well, 'cause I don’t want any second-rate wenches in my harem!
Hmmm…well that’ll work…I guess. Riches are good. But in the OP you specifically promised a harem would be provided. What’s next? Are we gonna have to sew our own uniforms and build our own ray guns too?
I’m eminently qualified to head up the Ministry of Chat. Anyone who refuses to use correct grammar and spelling shall be rapped across the knuckles with a wooden ruler. Starting any conversation with “a/s/l” is punishable by public flogging.
I don’t need a harem, but I would like a couple of serving lads to run errands and other things…
