I am gonna buy a deserted island and set up a new society...who is with me?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I will be the ruler (of course).

I need to fill the other executive positions, and develop policy.

First off, there is no alchohol on the island that you dont make yourself.

Second, a 4 day work week, monday, tuesday. thursday, friday. Everything shuts down the other days.

All appliances are Gilligans Island style, including solar powered cars.

Our GNP is POT which we sell legally through Coldfire (if he is interested ) to the netherlands.

Everything is recyclable/refillable/reusable/compostable - space is at a premium.

I will live in a tree house.

Please sign up for vice president, treasures, head of export etc etc.

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I’ll be there in a flash Kels!

3

Sue I would be honored to have you as the Minister responsible for Social Policy.

You make little money, but fuck it, everything is free.

4

Minister of HomeBrewing…reporting for duty maam’!!

5

Hmm…I don’t do pot…and I prefer that others make my choice alcohols…

It sounds great love, but unless I’m made Chief Policy Maker…I’ll have to pass.

-SS :wink:

6

After my day at work…
PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEEEEE!

And please put me in charge of something that doesn’t require a lot of thought (for right now, I’m sure I will feel much better later).

Deserted island.
Breezes.
Oooooh.
Mmmmmmmmm.
Stress melting away already.

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I…am…so…there!
Umm, can I be, like Coldfire’s assistant? You know, the one who has to test all of our exports for quality?

:: Puff Puff Cough Cough ::

:wink:

I will also assist the Homebrewer’s association if they need taste testers…
Other than that, I will be in charge of bicycle-powered short wave radios with little coconuts spininng around on top.

8

oh…and <dope slap to cranium>…I got dibs on bikini inspector , natch…

9

Please, no “voting”, or eating rats, or I shall have to bomb the island.

10

Well, is there a million dollar prize? Hmm?

11

::kneels before the queen::

Your highness, I wish to open a juice bar, and also provide live (musical,of course:) entertainment for the pleasure of the inhabitants.

I will be conducting performer auditions soon.

12

beagledave, you want snatch there, not natch.

I volunteer to inspect shirts for quality. Any shirt not meeting my strict guidelines will be thrown out and the wearer required to go shirtless for the day.

13

OK, so far we have:

Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture

Whooo wheee!

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Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaimnetco-ordinator
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector

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I’ll come if we get monkey butlers. and a volcano. I can be minister in charge of appeasing the mountain god.

Unga Bunga etcetera

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Say, Demo? Need any help with that? :wink:

I make apple wine, if that qualifies me for anything.

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Speaking as Minister of Culture (thanks, kelli!), I think we need to make bikini/shirt inspection a cultural institution in which we can all participate. This will help to alleviate abuse of the inspector positions.

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Hmm social policy eh? Well now, this I could enjoy! Dave you can inspect me, but I’m definitely not wearing a bikini

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I wanna be minister of defense (if that’s not available, I’ll be the head of quality control at the pot farm)

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Hey…I resemble that remark :smiley: I’'ll have you know I ALWAYS warm up my hands before any inspections…