ahhh…the perks of office 
Originally posted by kellibelli
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaimnetco-ordinator
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence.
shit …who’s in charge of making sure we still get the NFL on the tube on our Island?
I was thinking Satan for ambassadore in charge of cultural import
We need to sign Coldy for export commisioner too.
Oh Kelli I would love to be on your island, I’ll do anything you want ::flashes bald spot at her::
Keith
I, kellibelli, Ultimate Ruler of the New Island, declare that beagledave is the new vice-regent, my second in command.
Dave, you get a cool septer, and the right of first refual on any female imports!
[Drawing on the memories of far too many sleepless nights watching reruns of “Gilligan’s Island” and “MacGuyver”, screech-owl sets about constructing a photovoltaic-cell generator and small desalinization unit using only the available materials: coconut shells, a pair of broken sunglasses, a molted snakeskin, some vines, a cardboard box, a sharp knife and some empty bottles.]
Hey look everyone, a refrigerator.
Ice cubes ought to be ready in about a half-hour.
And if you take the last ice cube, refill the tray!
:crawls off into hammock (made from leftover vines and coconut fibers) for a short nap:
Originally posted by kellibelli
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaimnetco-ordinator
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Please appoint me a position that I am worthy of 
Head concubine, Woohoo ::mutters to self:: Where did I put that Viagra?
REMEMBER>>>> I know where you live!
Hmmm…
Sounds like you need a hammock inspector/tester. I’ll volunteer!
And the beaches need their inspections too.
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaimnetco-ordinator
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator (hows that?)
Still to be confirmed:
Satan:ambassador in charge of cultural import
Coldfire: export commisioner
I would like to apply for the position of minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application.
::looks at official nametag::
“Delta-9 - entertaimnetco-ordinator”
Um, Kel?
I mean- Would your highness have her scribes fix this for me?
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaiment coordinator/cruise director
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator
rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl)
ssskuggiii - minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application
OK boys… who needs their Viagra?
I am willing to help you see if it works
::Ahem:: raises hand…and other parts.
:drags self out of hammock:
:assembles pie plate, thimble, CrackerJack box, and miscellaneous wires:
Lessee…
<click> ESPN
<click> ESPN2
<click> ESPN3
<click> ESPN4
<click> ESPN5
<click> Lifetime Network
<click> ESPN6
<click> Cartoon Network
<click> More sports networks
<click> etc.
Always wanted a satellite dish.
:keeps remote as bargaining chip:
:settles back in hammock, enjoying the anonimity of new pseudonym: