Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaiment coordinator/cruise director
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator
rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl)
ssskuggiii - minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application
SILENTBOB - executive puppeteer
Still to be confirmed:
Satan:ambassador in charge of cultural import
Coldfire: export commisioner
That’s okay, I an always use an assistant.
one grain of sand
two grains of sand
three grains of sand
<yawn>…
lots of grains of sand
So relaxing…
Well, you can put me in charge of whatever, but I wouldn’t mind being the island’s minstrel if that’s what they’re called. I could walk around the island and write poems about people and sing ballads whilst playing my guitar.
Ohh! I get to train the monkey-butlers, is that all right with everyone? Now where are those monkey diapers…
screech-owl…Duuuuuude…you got us NFL on ESPN…as first offical act as vice regent (is that some sorta Canadian title? 
) I hereby bequest to you the first batch-o-homebrew, may you drink it with pleasure!
C’mon Odie… yes into my hut… this will not hurt. Unless you want it to 
Well I will have to go if Kelli calls, but I can manage some time with you…it’s up to you if we use the handcuffs.
Why, yes! In fact, I’m sure I’ll need a whole team of [ahem] “Quality Control Inspectors”.
beagledave, the home-brew sounds wonderful.
And I’ll take the unofficial title of Duuuuuude…ette.
(And I watch Lifetime only when I am reeeeeeeaaaaallly in a bad mood, only for a couple of days. But not today - “Report from Calder” is on.)
See, I got y’all ESPN channels that hadn’t even been invented yet.
…But I keep the remote! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Umm, beagledave: I’ll have to inspect that homebrew before distribution to screechy there.
:: Pop! ::
Gulp, gulp, gulp, chuuuug!
Mmmm, a most hic wunnerful concoction! I deem it worthy of consumption!
Dem,
could I get a delivery to my hut?
Odie is a little tense and a little od your brew will help the Viagra go down nicely!
Has anyone seen the keys to the handcuffs?
:eek: :mad:
a thousand apologies m’lady…i posted in haste…rushes off to get more homebrew for the islanders…
Oh no!
My first official faux-pas!!!
Bob-angel! I meant you could entertain the island children with your funny faces!!!
Oh my!!
(would you rather be a concubine??)
Hey I’m very good at my job I don’t need any help Kelli ::rubs Kelli in that special way::
…children?..
oooooo Odie!! You little darlin!
They are like little people, only smaller.
Sometimes they smell really good, sometimes not. They cuddle too
Odie…be brave in that hut with Angikins…the LAST guy she was in a hut with…well he walked funny for a month
Dave, sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do (I’ve always wanted to say that)