I salute you soldier. Lesser men would scamper away…but dammit, I want to her the gory details afterword…, 
(softly humming them from Bridge Over The River Kwai)
Yes, lots of sand …
Waves, too …
Relaxing …
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*Originally posted by beagledave *
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Apologies unnecessary but accepted. And you may rub my back as an act of contrition. After handing me a homebrew that hasn’t been backwashed, er, taste-tested. 
I may have missed something - where is this island? Off the coast of Greenland? New Jersey?
Dave… hunny… i thought we were going to keep that our little secret!
Its somewhere warm, and secret…
are you coming? You sound like a public relations liason
So far we have:
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaiment coordinator/cruise director
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator
rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl)
ssskuggiii - minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application
SILENTBOB - executive puppeteer
Still to be confirmed:
Satan:ambassador in charge of cultural import
Coldfire: export commisioner
Don’t bother me with details. It’s just a nice place to be.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
So relaxing.
So many grains of sand to count.
…one cold Amber Ale for the lady…let me see where’s that damn cocounut oil…those damn monkey butlers better not be messin’ with my coconut oil!
Its somewhere warm, and secret…
are you coming? You sound like a public relations liason
So far we have:
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaiment coordinator/cruise director
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator
rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl)
ssskuggiii - minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application
SILENTBOB - executive puppeteer (???)or whatever he wants to be 
Welfy - island minstrel, reporting to Delta-9
Zoggie - monkey butler trainer - (yeah monkey butlers!!)
Still to be confirmed:
Satan:ambassador in charge of cultural import
Coldfire: export commisioner
Colin Wilkinson - public relations liason
Angie, I shall consign some poste-haste! After testing it a bit more… Oh beagledaaaaaave!
Oh, and I just happen to have a spare pair of cuffs right here.
Great Dem!
Can I borrow them… and will the key work in the pair poor Odie is stuck in now?
Can I be in charge of making the ice? I promise we’ll never run out.
Hmmm.
Just noticed my post count.
490.
Ten away from the big 5-0-0.
Sounds like a good reason to party!
Deserted island.
Lots of sand.
Breezes.
Home-brew.
Contrite male rubbing my back.
ESPN.
A remote.
And a filled ice-cube tray (courtesy of relic_11 - my thanks!)
Who could ask for aything more?
screech-owl, in honnor of your 500, do you want me to make ice cube shapes for you? Or how about a little italian shaved lemon ice?
That is, if I am appointed…
(See? I do parties too!)
I don’t drink or smoke pot (gives me giggles), me in a bikini would make you want to go blind (after you finished laughing).
Hmmmmm. Need something for skinny old boring people to do.
Hey! Can I be the Story Lady? I’ll bring my Hap and Leonard books and read bedtime stories to ya’ll.
Sample from “Two Bear Mambo” – the guys are sitting around watching a Discovery special on the mating habits of bears.
Hanson: Can you believe that shit? I was a kid, they wouldn’t show two dogs behind one another for fear you might think one was gonna mount the other. And now, right there, in front of God and everybody, two bears doing the mambo.
Charlie: That’s kind of a sexy angle too. Only thing we’re missing here is a diagram showing us the inside of the girl bear’s ass, so we can see the boy bear’s dick swell into a knot. They do that, I think. Like a dog.
Not being specialists on bear’s dicks, none of us responded. We didn’t want to look like fools.
kellibelli?
suggestion?
put relic_11 in charge of decadent and yummy concoctions, most of which involve ice?
give me a little while and i’ll rig up some sort of waring-ish blender.
ecologically conscientious, of course.
mmmmmmmmmmm.
screech-owl, I like the idea. On one condition. Sailorboy is my assistiant. He knows more about drinks anyway. He’ll be 'round soon, he has no personal computer right now.
'Till then, I’ll consult him personaly.
I’ll be the head Abarista and mix all your fav’ coffee drinks, from Moonshot’s to doublefroth no milk latte’s…
I also can mix drinks (a bit strongly I might add)
We need someone to stand i nthe watchtower and yell “THE PLANE THE PLANE!!!”
I think Doobieous would be perfect for hat
relic_11 -
check with kellibelli
she’s in charge
:drifts back to temporary state of no-being:
Ooh… This sounds like fun
Can I be Minister of Naps and Drinking?
(Not that they’re connected or anything, I just figure when on an island paradise, ya go with what ya know.)